Try as I might, I cannot give a solitary fuck about this Mandelson caper.

Dean Ashton has made it onto my ever decreasing list of pundits who don’t piss me off. He’s in esteemed company.

My lad, ever the optimist, has had a complete disregard for the teams below us all season. He’ll happily will a team 10 points ahead of us to lose ‘so we can catch them’.

Reckon the Chief Ballot Officer is in by now. Had his morning coffee and dump. Getting ready to hit the big red ‘BALLOT’ button any time now.

They’ll be busy giving Spurs a good send off!

Just started it.
Massive ER vibes, which is a ringing endorsement from me.

#Respect

Just looked up the final day fixtures. Arsenal have Palace away. That’s absolutely wasted on them. Need a fan base where it’s distilled into their nature to revel in others misfortune.

Thoughts and prayers with the Everton lot on here.

Honestly don’t see anything other than an unchanged starting 11. Which I’m not entirely against. Why not maintain momentum? We were capable of rolling out a consistent 11 for a 46 game Champo season. Shouldn’t be too leggy yet.

The coach for the amateur team I played for in Liverpool incorporated some of this into our pre-match routine.
Not the music or the ball juggling. The bit at the end where he’d accompany it by saying “crouch down like you’re ’avin a shit” in the scousest accent you’ve ever heard.

Just a big lump isn’t he. Barging around the place, thinking he’s rattling defenders.

a group of men in suits are carrying coffins in a funeral procession . ALT: a group of men in suits are carrying coffins in a funeral procession .

Georgi there doing Gods work and allowing us to dream the dream.
The Spurs.
#LUFC

Margaret Thatcher.
May 1982

He’ll name an unchanged side, we’ll prob get a couple injured, and our lot will be calling for his head.

Now to enjoy The Spurs 🍿 👀

Perfect performance today. Another 3 huge points. What an absolutely wonderful couple of weeks of football. What chance we can go one more?! #LUFC

Current mood

My mate at primary school (widely acknowledged to be a weed) nearly ended me with a Camel Clutch. The dinner lady (his mother) had to come to my rescue. A low point in my school career.

Just been to Manifest in the Baltic.
Strong recommend for Merseyside based fans of posh grub.

I’m only 2 eps in.
Haven’t got there yet I think.
He seems a good egg though.

Normally like Cave. Dunno what he’s doing with that little weirdo?!

Just given it a listen. It’s not for me, Clive. Shite.

Name and shame…

The young lads are a great pair.
Enjoy the dynamic of the in-laws.
The others all seem a bit bland so far.
Brilliant route though.

Daytime fox on my manor.

As soon as s you elevate yourself above the relegation scrap anything seems possible. Currently a 6 point gap from us in 15th to Newcastle in 14th. Another 6 point jump takes you to 6th place! Seems like every club in that mid-range has had their eye on Europe at some point this season.

Oh, that’s excellent!

I think a top GK can be that game changer/saver too. Not sure we get a ‘top’ keeper, but if Darlow had thrown in a couple of stinkers (like I expected) we’d be sitting very uncomfortably now. £30m gets you sweet FA up top too!

Didn’t think Perri wanted dropping in first place but Darlow has exceeded my expectations. Wonder if the club think they can ‘get by’ with the same pair next season.

Darlow out of contract I think so he can prob command a decent wage now as a ‘PL #1’. I’d prob prefer we spent the money elsewhere.