getting mad about someone hating AI is like getting mad about someone’s decision to get married or what their favorite color is it doesn’t affect you! leave it!

Lol yes

I'm not joking. This might save us.

Real talk: let's fucking do it. No excuses. No bullshit. Just get that shit done.

i am ready

the conservative reaction to the virginia results remind me quite a bit of their reaction to the 2012 presidential election, where they were offended that democrats ran to win

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Hottest take of the year.

republicans will yowl and piss and moan and that to my mind is all the reason to do it

You can’t do that to rural voters! What are they, black people? bsky.app/profile/coll...

The best part is that a Black woman spearheaded it. That's got Republicans all kinds of mad.

THEY GAVE YOU A FREE SAMPLE AND NOW YOU'RE HOOKED! THEY AIN'T NOTHING BUT FUCKING DRUG DEALERS.

To be fair it was quite touch and go that we would fight back

Now is the time to redouble our fighting back!

Until we have a national ban on gerrymandering there should be **zero** blue state Republicans in the House. None.

have fun commuting in from West Virginia, fellas

👍

I hate him so much.

A novel idea for AI: Unplug it.

That evil tech shit going bankrupt this year would be the best thing that could happen to this world.

And .. here come the Freedom of Information Act requests for Kash Patel records

DC watchdog group Democracy Forward has formally requested Patel's calendars & any messages from security detail that include words "drinking", "hungover", "inebriated"

democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...

Like, what happens if these soldiers don't want to get vaccinated for malaria? They just gonna let them get malaria?

A watchful D.C. resident sent me a photo of something we haven’t seen in years; water flowing down the cascading fountain at Meridian Hill/Malcolm X Park. NPS started work on the long-dry fountain late last year, as part of a broader project to refurbish the park.

Super safe. Makes my life much better.

Assistant: Sir it appears Thor has lost faith in you

Tim: Then I will step down

I did it

Editor’s Note | We Unknowingly Published an AI Column. The editorial team at the Mississippi Free Press discovered we published a column written by a fake author using artificial intelligence.

EDITOR'S NOTE: The editorial team at the Mississippi Free Press discovered we published a column written by a fake author using artificial intelligence.

Here’s what happened and what we're doing to prevent this from happening in the future.

The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

SCOOP with Elizabeth Williamson: The Onion has a new plan to take over Infowars. It has entered into an agreement to license the Infowars brand and plans to operate it as a comedy site. A Texas judge must approve the deal.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

I love how Iran is just playing with Trump. Send a team. Negotiate. Get a deal! Say that the US broke the deal. Send a team. Negotiate...

I'd like to thank Ayatollah Khamenei II for keeping our president too distracted to do as much fascism as he would otherwise be doing

Universal basic income followed by allowing only women to vote.