fucking hell.

Can I put it to you that I may be the only person who sees his 4am uber back from a punk/metal nightclub in Manchester (UK) as a chance to have a good, uninterrupted listen to this episode?

He’s been up to stuff. Also, a cat is around.

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

If you don’t enjoy paying what Uber actually costs now that it isn’t VC subsidized, you cannot possibly imagine how much you won’t enjoy the economy if AI makes it to the stage where companies start charging based on what it actually costs.

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Got some new furniture, Duck has approved it all already

Thank you! With the Ashes coming it felt disloyal to keep it

Rare post to reveal that the mullet is gone

As I’m sure you’ll all know, this is not going to be the most serious thing landing in your inbox twice a week. There’ll be some real analysis, some nonsense, some things that straddle the line. And if it goes well enough, I’m not ruling out GPFans_AfterDark

gpfans.substack.com to subscribe, which would also be very nice of you because I like to be employed and able to feed the cats, and this is a fun project that’s been handed to me.

And seriously look, you wouldn’t deprive them would you?

Heya pals!

I don't want to get anyone too excited, but the first edition of the news @gpfansglobal.bsky.social newsletter/Substack will be live tomorrow, and it's good!

If you're a motorsport fan, F1 fan, or just a fan of my writing (I hear there are at least three of the latter), you'll love it.

omg its the bi couple from the table of contents 😭 they invented bisexuality!!! and they're still together!!! love is real

770k views just on this!!!!!!!!! She didn’t even give me a PhD!!!!!!!

And I’d like to point out that I am RIGHT

accidentally went too viral on Twitter and now they’re QTing me calling me a PhD in cheating

Cows :)

COWS

lmao very fair

RIP 😭 I’m on gentle turbo trainer only still, eight weeks after I fucked my ankle

oh maaaaaaaate!!

Don’t have a back or front garden, but damn if that’s stopping me. Had some chicken thighs marinating in the fridge that went on there too. Might do a Big Walk on Sunday and then do it again.

Foolish on my part! My ankle’s almost back to ‘getting back out rather than building up on the turbo’ so might be entering Hot Lycra Action in honour. Envious as fuck of a ride out to France

‘ow be? been a bit

Interesting, how would you rate my doorstep grill from the weekend

very, as per

Evening babs. Yes, the right side of my hair has been caught somewhat in the fan.