Coworker today was like "you read a lot of gay stories" yes this is because everything I read is gay, pay attention.

That really is one of the best burger places in the entire state.

I know a bunch of you here are X-Files fans, so when I came across this I thought I'd share. X-Files 21 comic book set:

I am a salt & vinegar disliker, personally, but I believe in and support the mission

J pointed it out to me afterwards that it's just StrawBango, no banana at all, and I felt kinda goofy that my brain just decided that yep, it does have banana when it very clearly doesn't.

A can of Ghost energy drink with strawberry and mango flavor named Strawbango.

"We need a name to describe this flavor like it is an orgy of fruit fuckery, but, not over the top!"

"I got it!"

(Yes, I am a giant loser dweeb irl, too.)

The first time I saw one of those in the store, my brain filled in that it had banana, too, so when I held it out and said "StraaaawBanAngooooo!" like an anime protagonist, J just shook his head and bought it, and now he does the same thing.

I know a bunch of you here are X-Files fans, so when I came across this I thought I'd share. X-Files 21 comic book set:

Safe Haven A cosmic horror sitcom by Daniel Aegan Cover shows a woman standing on a street corner in the rain. She’s holding a black umbrella.

Swine Nation by Daniel Aegan Cover shows Cover shows four pigs: 3 boars and a gilt. The boar in the back is wearing a suit and smoking a cigar. The one in the front is in a cloak and tee shirt. The boar on the right is dressed in wrestling garb complete with a blue and white mask. The girl on the left has blonde hair and wearing a grayish sweater.

People Die at Danger Park by Daniel Aegan Cover shows a black and yellow ranger background with a skull and crossbones on a triangular yellow sign.

I don’t usually toot my own horn because of my vast ocean of modesty, but the three books I’m dropping this year features my best works to date. Safe Haven is already out, Swine Nation will drop this summer, and People Die at Danger Park comes out later this year!

🌈📚🪐📚💙

Hell yeah!

The leather jacket came in the mail yesterday and I noticed that it faintly smells like tobacco smoke (which I don't think was mentioned in the listing but whatever; it's at least clean). I'd have a lot bigger of a problem with it if it wasn't so character accurate.

This is why I'm *always* saying to make the weird things you want to make. We need more weird (complimentary) in the world.

Whether you like Angine de Poitrine's music or not, I think their explosive rise shows that people really do crave genuine, weird little freaks just doing what they love.

😮 whoa, that is so cool.

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

All the time I'd spend creating aside, I'd do some classes and workshops for the various hobbies I have. Do loads of research (including reading and watching movies). Learn things from experience whenever possible.

Me in my dream, standing in the parking lot of a place I just invented:

I'm at the dispensary.
I'm at the used book store.
I'm at the combination dispensary and used book store.

(now I wish this was real even tho I don't smoke)

I'm sneezing just looking at this.

I've mentioned this before, but Skinwalker Ranch is a hoax.

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Ugh, that figures.

The Story of El-ahrairah and the Devil's Lettuce, by Blackout Princesses 12 track album

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Ah, yes. Preserving such classics of "Dozer shut your butthole," "I pooped three times at work today. Also my coworkers suck shit," "I hate my boss," "I can't wait to go to bed," and of course the tale of the time J told my mom to put a bag over her head and didn't have his torn off in return.

Why the fuck does a fucking PASTA SAUCE COMPANY NEED TO RECORD MY FUCKING CONVERSATIONS

Jesus fuck this shit is going to turn me into the fucking Joker

Right? Like, gods forbid I don't want to die 🙄 mine's just a dumb billing situation caused by a technical difficulty during my last appt, but still. Fingers crossed as well!

Is there an unsubscribe link in the email? That worked for me, but that was a couple years ago, so idk if it's changed.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying