Mr. Snook probably uses the N word because he had one friend 50 years ago with mocha skin 🤦🏽‍♀️

She needs to find common ground with a psychologist.

Snort

Fuck me, do I want to make one of my favourite characters the bad guy?

Is there a term between a pantser and a plotter? Because I am unfortunately finding myself between the two with project mercury 🤣

Well now I HAVE to watch it. 🤣

Letting my hair go grey has been one of the most empowering things that I have ever done. The more the Patriarchy hates it… the more powerful a thing is.

Never forget that.

🖤🩶🤍

When this happens to me (being from AB) I always get a good laugh in. When it happens to my spouse (from Halifax area) we both get in a good cackle 🤣

When I lived in Halifax I was at a party and the person hosting had a roommate from Newfoundland and joked that we would definitely know each other and I was annoyed and said not everyone from NL knows each other and then he introduced us and we knew each other.

Breathtaking—absolutely breathtaking.

Come for the casual comparison of a hostile corporate takeover by a far-right nutcase to the war that gained America its independence from England at the cost of many lives, stay for the said nutcase showing up to agree with the comparison and wax vainglorious.

Is Elon just permanently inebriated?
Surely that would be the only reasonable assessment 🤷🏽‍♀️

Going to a bar with a bunch of military men is weird, they don't cover their drinks but if I make a move or glance away from my glass, they always have a coaster ready. I love my people 💖

Being a DD is fun and all until you have to go through 2 traffic stops in an hour 🙃

America is going to learn very fast that the historic corruption of the incoming administration will kill people. American innocents will die because Trump and Musk and Thiel and Vance have designs on this country that have everything to do with their own enrichment and nothing to do with Americans.

This whole being an adult thing is getting expensive

Is anyone watching the newest season of the ultimatum?! I need someone to talk to

Just sayin’

I'm a bit of both!

If your bio says “witch” it’s an automatic follow.

The meme I didn't know I needed

Anyone defending Connor McGregor is also a rapist and you won’t be convincing me otherwise.

Weekly reminder that Brock Turner goes by Allen Turner now because Allen is his middle name.

His name is Brock Allen Turner.

Brock Allen Turner still lives in Ohio.

Brock Allen Turner is a rapist.

“BooKs AreN’T PoLitiCaL”

You could just say that you don’t (know how to) read. It would be a lot easier.

- @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social -

Can I pin this to my profile somehow?!

“BooKs AreN’T PoLitiCaL”

You could just say that you don’t read. It would be a lot easier.

I put bells on my cats for the holidays and now, when they run through the house, it sounds like one of Santa’s elves is jerking off.