“Ma’am, that’s all well and good, but have you ever adventured in the land of Hyrule? Rocky mountain hikes, scenic river tours - not to mention fishing ponds (my personal favourite). Ma’am? Ma’am are you there?”
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QTP with one of your favourite anime for National Anime Day! (I am a basic bitch)
Fast Travel is now accepting runs from local speedrun marathons, so to kick us off we've got four runners from this weekend's @albionspeedrun.co.uk Marathon Manchester to share the awesome runs they did! With @streetbackguy.bsky.social, @spyran.co.uk, @garlips.bsky.social and @marisa77.bsky.social
Beyond proud to be a part of this! Here’s to many more!
You don't want to see that, right? Me dressed as Snake? With eyepatch after torture, running the end game with one eye? Yeah, we don't need to meet that milestone. Right? RIGHT!?
We are just £80 off our milestone incentive to have NickRPGreen do his MGS3 Snake Eater run in full costume as Snake. With a little over an hour to go, can we hit it?
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Setup is complete! We'll see you all on site or over at twitch.tv/albionspeedrun tomorrow from 10am! Have a great evening!
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Justified
Very proud to be a part of the crew bringing you this Marathon, as well as doing a cheeky Blobby run in the middle of Saturday! If you see me there come over and say hi, I’ll make you regret it! 🤣 “Garlips, please stop crying and singing Simple and Clean, I only wanted a fistbump…”
THREE DAYS TO GO! Albion Speedrun Marathon Manchester starts this Saturday at 10am! We're raising money for Everyone Can, a Manchester based charity that provides accessible gaming for all disabilities.
For incentives and donations, head over to our Tiltify page: tiltify.com/@albion-spee...
Schedule for Giochi d'un Fiato 2026
As if our first event next week isn't enough, we're announcing another! We're partnering with the Italian Speedrun Community to provide an English restream of Giochi d'un Fiato 2026. The marathon runs 9-10th May and we're looking for commentators. Details and sign up here: forms.gle/6KbcBfXWHZHe...
Me too, that Garlips guy is the *worst*.
We're getting so much closer to our first live event in Manchester! But we've got one more AMAZING surprise for you. We've managed to source a raven costume so our mascot R.N.G. will be at the event! We are after a volunteer to wear it, so please email info@albionspeedrun.co.uk if you're interested!
Nuff said. 💜
I have run SH1 before a few times and could help out, at least to begin with. There are a couple of nifty, slightly tricky skips and one cutscene bugs out in a glorious way 🤠
Reminder that we have a couple of days left to submit apps!!!!
So you should!!!! APPLY! The gif below is me when you do apply 😂
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Tbh I’m hoping Goldar keeps you busy while I try to 360 no-scope Morpha with nothing but a Boomerang and sheer nerve.
I’LL TRY AND GO EASY ON YOU IN OUR RACE THEN BRUV BO’OL OF WA’ER CHEWNICK AND SO ON
“Man, whoever wrote your book is dumb as shit!” 🤠
Albion Speedrun Marathon Manchester Schedule Saturday 11th April 10:00 Welcome! by ASC Crew 10:05 Nintendo Land by Rando 11:05 Flock by ExpressYak 11:45 Spider-Man by Spyran 12:30 Skull Island: Rise of Kong by SweedOla 13:15 Mr. Blobby by Garlips 13:50 Resident Evil by MattRPD 15:10 Resident Evil 2 by SnakeSocom 16:20 Mario Kart World by Mangone Sunday 12th April 10:00 1080 Avalanche by Mandyone 10:40 Bad Way by Streetbackguy 11:15 Tomb Raider by Beckski 12:40 Neon White by Marisa 13:30 Metal Gear Solid 3 by NickRPGreen 14:55 Sonic Colors (DS) by Speedbreaker55 16:55 Sonic Adventure 2: Battle by Drakodan 17:45 Goodbye! ...for now... by ASC Crew
We have a SCHEDULE! Congrats to all the runners who were selected, we can't wait to meet you all! We hope you're as hyped about the list as we are. If you're at Manchester Anime and Gaming Con, we look forward to seeing you there. For everyone else, see you on stream!
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The secret is OUT! @albionspeedrun.co.uk’s inaugural, in-person marathon is happening in less than a month and the schedule is out!!! I have the distinctly honourable pleasure of running the cursed Mr. Blobby in front of real people in real life! Why have I chosen this for myself… oh no…
Lovely day for a schedule reveal don't you think? Outlook is sunny, with a dash of speedruns at around 8:30pm GMT in the twitch.tv/albionspeedrun area. Recommended to take some hype if you're going out.
Just picked up Canterbury tickets! Haven’t been up on Campus for a few years now so it’ll be oddly nostalgic 🥸
There's only ONE WEEK LEFT to get your submissions in for Albion Speedrun Marathon Manchester! Come speedrun and hang out with fellow runners at Manchester Anime and Gaming Con April 11-12th!
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Post-game here I come! BAGUETTE!
I have to thank Ads for lending it to me. I now want to get hold of a special or collector’s edition soon, because it’s had a profound impact on me. One of the best JRPGs I’ve ever played. Legendary soundtrack. Just play it already; the hype is real.
Okay as usual I am very late to the party but Clair Obscur, if I’d played it last year, would have been my GOTY. But it goes beyond that. A couple days after beating it, it won’t leave my head. It’s genuinely great (I can count my nitpicks on one-hand) and the complete package.