Because every little thing, is gonna be alright! ...when you're being evicted.

Why haven't we been nuked yet?

Because in Bear's Big Blue House, YOU WORK FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

What a great reward! DEATH!

Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.

You keep yourself healthy by murdering smaller creatures that have no ways of fighting back, just like in real life.

Oh no! My nagging wife just got captured by a human grandfather clock!

Why haven't we been nuked yet?

That's foam, not a phone.

So we dodge the shark for a while, unable to decide which fish I'm supposed to be scared of.

This is a 7+ game with child beating!

Do kids really like this face? Or the inside flesh of a squirrel's cheeks?

Oh look, Shrek has something to tell me. What's that? Oh great! I WW

Say hello to Captain Bermuda Triangle!

Welcome to my Arabian toilet!

The wheels on the bus go round and round, all day long... cause someone cut the brakes

Game Theory: My Villager Has a Wang

If you know anything about me, I may not be stubborn... but I am extremely stubborn.

Oh look, Shrek has something to tell me. What's that? Oh great! I WW

Joy to the world! I did a CUM

I have been desperate for years to jump into my PS1 and have an affair with Bob the Builder's wife!

If you know anything about me, I may not be stubborn... but I am extremely stubborn.

My peepee got confused and it fell off!

YES! Daniel's in this game! Text-to-speech Daniel!

Yeah, give me the wheel, lady! I feel like drinking the BODILY NECTAR FROM MY ENEMY

UNEXPECTED EXPLOSION

Get outta there, Tomb Raider, Shrek's got some treasure to find!

PlayStation: Scapegoating for shitty parents since 1994

Can I pay you in screws?

You know that Lara Croft? The millionaire explorer with handguns and a mysterious family history? I know how to make her character more meaningful! GIVE HER A TUMOR!