I would use AI but it turns out I'm disqualified on the basis of having had sex before.

You can keep your Android and iPhone. This is my preferred device.

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

Lot of people saying hope. I’d just like to feel something like the ridiculous optimism I did at 18. It was 1989. I voted Green in European Elections. I went to uni with a grant. Berlin Wall came down. Caeucescus gone. Naively I thought our generation were going to change the world. We didn’t.

Fuck yeah. I am also blocked. Must be doing something right.

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It saddens me watching Empire Records now. The only acceptable use of AI would be to replace her with another actress.

A screenshot from Threads user tempestkc that reads "This fish looks like he's about to commit a war crime, dismantle the U.S. forest service and sell me commemorative coin with his face on it." with a fish that does indeed look freakishly like Donald Trump.

Okay, this one got me.

If you've not been following the real discourse about that ballroom, it's deeply concerning...

The comments to this are exactly what Bluesky is made for. Deeply anarchist, deeply nerdy, and deeply terminally online.

Gonna simultaneously say rollmops and also admit I used to love them before I was veggie.

Knight Rider/Street Hawk/Airwolf

My Godzilla idea since I was a child has been to do a ground-level international response team dealing with the fallout of kaiju attacks as a recurring live-action series... like Monarch... bastards...

What. The. Fuck.

I’m trying to write more but I am actually lost for words. How does being registered under her correct name and sex make her a ‘sexual predator’?

Jesus Christ if you’re still on Twitter, for the love of god, get off it.

Ours too have homework, timetables, special events on their phones. otherwise they have to cart around an organizer and nobody does that in the 21st cent.
Just give teachers and HMs more power to deal with disruptive pupils.

God forbid a child needs a phone to help with their safeguarding.

There's no issue whatsoever with kids using phones in schools and the only people who think so are boomers who still don't use them now.

Making life harder for children and their parents isn't going to stop bigoted old twats voting Reform, but it will stop young people voting Labour.

My son's timetables, communication with his teachers, and even app to pay for lunch are ON HIS PHONE!

Moreso, I want to be able to text my son on his lunch break to co-ordinate our lives and if there's a fire or something at his school, I want to be able to contact him!

Big alternative issue:

Government is claiming teachers want this, but don't seem aware that school homework and a lot of activities IN LESSON are now carried out on apps on kids' phones, despite them having PAID FOR THE LICENSES!!

When my daughter’s school introduced these pouches she was really really upset. Not because she had an issue with not using her phone during the day, but because the assembly explaining the policy was very heavy on the consequences of non-compliance that she was just too scared of getting into

No it's not. Cars go faster than humans. Planes go faster than humans. Building something is easier than growing it.

Oh, absolutely, but every now and then they pop up with a really provocative article he wouldn't like, which is not what you'd expect them to do

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#Cyberpunk #ttrpg this evening involved my character attempting to use a foam grenade to cocoon a dangerous cyborg, but quickly realising the expanding foam was going to seal the party out of the dungeon, so tried to stop the foam with an explosion and ended up covering the party and his girlfriend

What IS going on at the Beeb? They seem to be anti-Trump and slipping alt-right at the same time.

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Followed by this and Linkin Park

Wil Wheaton speaks truth!!

what in the actual F*CK is going on???