“But if we tax them they’ll leave, libtard.”

No they won’t, Randy. And even if they do. Who cares?

I hate what truckbros have done to trucks.

Same for tacos

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.

So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.

It’s your turn.

Pakistan is ringside with a folding chair at the ready.

Random aside: a proxy war in Iran was the catalyst for the nuclear exchange in the BBC movie Threads.
(That movie super hits if you
Watch it at 2AM on your phone🙃)

The concept of “Shareholder value” has devastated society

At least bondi can tell herself she left with her face intact.

They say you need time to be able to properly judge a president‘s impact. And was 20 years now we can safely say W is the third worst president of all time after Andrew Johnson and of course Trump at number one. He set the table for what could and what is happening now.

A consequence of politicians hanging on for 900 years is that this war is being prosecuted on ideals, opinions, and national vendettas that are at least 20 years out of date. If not 40

A legit exit strategy that would work would be we give Iran nuclear weapons so Israel stops fucking with them and we can all go back to making money.

Pro tip: an entire carton of EDDY’s slow churned chocolate fudge brownie ice cream contains less calories than a person needs for 1 day.
Do with this as you will

Pro tip: an entire carton of EDDY’s slow churned chocolate fudge brownie ice cream contains less calories than a person needs for 1 day.
Do with this as you will

Got it. Slavery and liberty. Ignorance is wisdom. Lies are truth. violence is peace……

It’s like when they asked Zoran if Trump was a fascist. And he said yes lol

There is no techbros I want to see go bankrupt more.

Mid century modern will never not be classy and elegant.

Aaron Parnas said it best “excursions or something you do on a cruise“

Guess what Maga? He didn’t betray you. This is what he promised all along. You were just too stupid to realize it.

Damnit. I hate when other ppl prove me wrong with a fact check. I surrender to you my sword, good sir!

Its the other way around. Asia and Europe is set up to make lots of diesel with heavy crude whereas ours makes lots of gasoline out of light crude. It’s the reason Biden selling from the SPR in ‘22 (which is shit crude) brought ⬇️ global prices.

That softballs it. More accurately: things have gotten much much much MORE stupider.

When a US missile killed 160 children, president shits-a-lot claimed Iran stole the missile and fired at the school. When asked why he was the only one making this claim, he said "because I just don't know enough about it".
Go ahead. See if you can make this make sense.
(Source: RB Hubbell)

Kegseth? You mean Major Macho Blowhard?

Imagine starting World War III because the Supreme Court said your tariffs were unconstitutional…

As Democrats, we need to figure out how to market smart policy too stupid people 🙃

Hegseth’s new name should be: SecDef Macho Blowhard. It works with his natty guard rank too: Major Blowhard.