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Can't love this enough

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How Trump handles the Strait of Hormel

Because he's not.

Absolute power corrupts, and it shows.

Trump is sabotaging all of his would-be successors because he does not want anyone to succeed him.

Trump is sabotaging all of his would-be successors because he doesn't want anyone to succeed him.

33% of those surveyed can't outsmart a paper bag.

The Strait of (Iran) Hormuz was open for one tenth of a Scaramucci.

When your local CVS is out of Eye of Newt and Toe of Frog.

MISSED YOU BESTIE!

It was.

For five minutes 😂

The Kingdom is crumbling.

Dude needs a Strait-jacket.

The Strait of Hormuz is open.

Just the way it was open before Trump's fucking war.

Aside from a banning ICE agents from wearing masks, let's go a step further and ban ICE agents. Period.

A corner store is where your average MAGA voter goes to get a breakfast burrito and a lottery ticket. It's the kind of store where you won't find a $400M Qatari jet or a $400M ballroom.

A corner store is where your average MAGA voter goes to get a breakfast burrito and a lottery ticket. It's the kind of store where you won't find a $400M Qatari jet or a $400M ballroom.

Good start.

But there needs to be a class action suit against the entire murderous Gestapo human trafficking operation known as ICE/CBP/HSI

So it's basically the Trump Vodka of blockades.

JD Vance lecturing Pope Leo on theology is like JD Vance trying to lecture Stephen Hawking on black holes.

When your local CVS runs out of Eye of Newt and Toe of Frog.

Informal poll, Californians:

Porter, Becerra, or Steyer?

Please elaborate.

THANK YOU

Ron who?

Which one is the shithole country again?

Some good news for a change. 🙏

Oh FFS