Hello Spencer good to see you once again Your card ending NOPE has been billed $52

$1 for every time Marquette Men’s and women’s made the tournament

Hit up edsbscharitybowl.com RIGHT NOW to get Marquette on the Fullcast leaderboard!

oh my god I did accidentally channel Lewis Black there

if I'm following this correctly:

plays in france
drafted by Liberty
never leaves France
expansion swiped by Toronto
chooses to play for a college team that has had 2 winning seasons in a decade and is in a conference with roughly 5 national powerhouses

did I miss anything

yes, sorry, I meant "4 seconds after Billy refused to think about the UNC job because the Bulls had 4 games left"

wait til Bill finds out that the Spurs just handed out shirts for that and Marquette does the same thing for NMD by asking people nicely to wear the right colors AND IT WORKS, SOMEHOW

it is deeply funny that he refused to engage with the UNC job until the season ended and then 4 seconds later, ownership dumped the entire front office, making it very clear that he wouldn't be back anyway

it's so weird that he revolutionized so much about sports journalism, both print and video (30 for 30!), and deserved the attention he garnered, and then became everything he hated

I'm old enough to remember when 36 year old Bill would have spent 3,000 words shredding 56 year old Bill for being an out of touch blowhard.

Marquette ideas for today:

$4 for Nolan Minessale's jersey number at St. Thomas
$10.55 for Minessale's career points total at UST
$15.43 for Minessale's points/rebounds/assists at UST

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

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Val Ackerman retires: Big East commissioner caps one of most important executive careers in basketball history Thirteen years ago the Big East needed saving. Then Ackerman took the job and made sure a proud basketball league wouldn't fade away

A column on the immeasurable legacy of Val Ackerman, who showed up to the Big East 13 years ago and subsequently made sure the league didn't fade amid the football-driven realignment that warped college athletics.

Hard to overstate just how important she was to saving the Big East.

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sweet christmas

Georgetown is losing to Jetski Police Academy.

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[braces for impact]

IT’S TIME FOR THE 2026 EDSBS CHARITY BOWL It’s time to use college athletics related spite to help out some refugees.

DONATE at www.edsbscharitybowl.com

EXPLAINER at www.anonymouseagle.com/general/3686...

As of 7:37 Central on April 21, the 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl stands over $493,000.

Marquette is in 74th place in the 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl as of 7:40am on April 21st

Marquette is 3rd behind Villanova and UConn.

Marquette is 8th, trailing Syracuse by about $500.

GOOD MORNING, CHARITY BOWL PARTICIPANTS!

Here's where we are right now. The entire endeavor is about a million dollars away from breaking last year's record.

Marquette is 74th overall, but easily beating Georgetown, and standing in 8th amongst the Old Big East schools.

WAIT

WASN’T THE FOUL FOR THE PENALTY SHOT AFTER CAROLINA WAS OFFSIDES?

If they’re rewinding the game to the offsides, how can they keep the penalty at all????

Gotta figure that doesn’t happen if Tyler Kolek gets on the floor, right Marquette fans?

WAIT

did the penalty shot replace the power play?????

Holy shit, waving off a winner but issuing a penalty shot??? WOW

I'll admit, I was briefly tempted to do that.

and then I was tempted to send it to Texas for JFK reasons

UConn's Solo Ball to have wrist surgery, miss all of next season UConn guard Solo Ball will undergo wrist surgery and miss the entire 2026-27 season.

IN OTHER NEWS

Solo Ball needs wrist surgery so serious, he’s just going to sit out next year.

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What speedy writing by Alan

Every NFL quarterback’s pro wrestling counterpart Every NFL quarterback’s pro wrestling comp.

New from me on @sbnation.bsky.social

If you need a break from NFL Draft talk, i wrote 2,000 words comparing NFL quarterbacks to pro wrestlers in honor of WrestleMania.

It’s fun, it’s silly, and I spent way too much time trying to find perfect comps. Enjoy.

The Marquette Men’s Basketball Scholarship Chart Curious about how many available spots the Golden Eagles have at any given time? Here you go.

and yes, the LIVE UPDATING scholarship chart is up to date

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Marquette lands local product Nolan Minessale in transfer portal St. Thomas guard Nolan Minessale, who won a state title at Milwaukee Marquette High School, joins big man Sananda Fru in Marquette's transfer class.

Nolan Minessale has finalized his transfer from St. Thomas to Marquette, according to program sources.

Minessale is one of the top mid-major players available in the portal. He won a state title at Marquette University High School.

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Nolan Minessale Commits To Marquette Much like fellow transfer Sananda Fru, the Wisconsinite fits the bill on exactly what the Golden Eagles need.

NEW GOLDEN EAGLE ALERT!

Per @bensteelemjs.bsky.social, Nolan Minessale will transfer from St. Thomas to Marquette men's basketball.

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#cbb #mubb

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