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Pam dodging a bullet here

Today I was two hours into my work day when I realized I had a 5" scrap of fabric in my hair.

Fabric is the new cat hair.

Feel I should point out the one I saw this morning said 'louder then your girlfriend' and I was like of course this guy doesn't know words

Twice this week I have seen cars with stickers that say "louder than your girlfriend last night" and why are men like this

I live in America, I am at high risk.

These people are the worst people.

ynab is so bad now and it makes me sad because we have loved and used it for so long.

It's the last day of the month and we can't log in to our bank and all our company does is send money, this is going to be such a great day, send pizza.

It’s so addicting!

PS please send approximately half a zillion pieces of colored fabric I NEED SO MUCH

Sent an email to a few coworkers asking for their postcard junk mail and when I explained to my boss that it was for a sewing project in which I need a zillion paper hexagons to cover in fabric and sew, he said, "Why are you doing this to yourself? Do you like suffering?"

The only answer for me is the peanut butter heaven candy from Disneyland. It's been gone probably ten years and I still complain about it being gone every time we are there. I will continue to complain because it was the best thing on this godforsaken planet.

GET WITH THE PROGRAM DISNEYLAND

I've had Say No More Mon Amour stuck in my head all morning which is weird because Rex Manning day was like two weeks ago?

Our apartment is extremely small. I have Too Many Cabinets.

I ordered a sewing cabinet then instantly cancelled it to get a better one. Better one arrived, Todd put it together, it's great and I love it. Then the first one (confirmed to be cancelled) arrived at our home and the company seems to have no urgency in getting it back. The one I didn't pay for.

Having to give additional taxes to the IRS today feels like such an insult to injury at this point.

This explain’s Gayle’s face after they got back.

NOT IN THIS ECONOMY

Wow! Well, I hope that's the only shaking today. I feel like this building will fall if someone leans on it too hard.

My mother just called me, absolutely panicked. "DID YOU FEEL IT?!?!"
"Yes."
"I DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING!!!!!"
"Then why are you panicking?"
"I don't know, I was outside and this alert came on my phone and I thought someone died or stole a child or something."

At least I come by it naturally.

Must have been a big one if we both felt it. (I'm in Redondo Beach.)

A pig in a tiny cowboy hat is probably the best thing you will see in your life.

I'm obsessed with the guy who works at the costco car wash because his name is TANK. Every time I go there I want to just ask him what is life like when your name is TANK.

We need Ted Rack more than ever right now.

wait you can do that

have to find joy where we can in these trying times.

a woman says you know what that is in a hbo ad ALT: a woman says you know what that is in a hbo ad

But maybe you're like ANDRIA, AREN'T YOU ALSO BEING A SHITHEAD HERE and the answer is no. I am *reciprocating*.

I don't like mean people, and this is how I let them know.