This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

Now now, Daisy is known for... uhh... uhhh... announcing her own name in an assertive tone.

Fuck Harry Potter just read discworld. It's a fantastical world of magical creatures and adventure but the author has class consciousness and knows how to write comedy that isn't just making fun of how fat a character is

A Steam AI Generated Content Disclosure The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this: AI-generated voiceovers for ingame characters. This is a indie no-budget production. Sorry :-'(

I'm so sick of seeing AI disclaimers like this.

The solution to not having the budget for voice acting isn't to use AI, it's to not have voice acting at all!

Games don't need VO to be good!

By jamming in slopvoices, you're not making your game better, you're making it worse and reprehensible!

Tomorrow it's time for a PEAK Collab! Can I survive on this island with @aseaflores.bsky.social, @yutokame.bsky.social & @captainbalkon.bsky.social???

You're a lovely person and I think you're cool, here's my cat!!!

GameBoy Camera: A silly fun goof time taking pictures

Also GameBoy Camera: The most emotional and beautiful song to ever bless a square wave.

when i was a kid i had the classic “uncle works at nintendo“ friend. he told all kinds of tales but the claim that really stuck with me was that he and his family got to go to a special pikmin event where they dressed up as pikmin and a guy picked them up and threw them

Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

let him cook

I swear I had this kind of thing (but for Thing) when I was 10 (for the 2004 fantastic four) and my parents were not in the habit of buying me expensive toys, so they cant have been more than like 20 euros tops then

Captain_Balkon - Twitch New variety streamer! I have no idea what's gonna happen, but that's the fun part I guess!

Going live again in a few minutes with more Earthbound!
Catch me @ www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon

I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud

Twitch Twitch is the world

Going live with some good ol' Earthbound, and maybe some more Super Nintendo or other stuff!
www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon

Review of Earth Must Die saying it's BLOODY RIPPER, and that's an Australian saying that so you can really really believe it.

As we head into the weekend, a quick reminder that Earth Must Die requires your PURCHASE and REVIEW please, so that we stay totally relevant.

Every copy sold at this critical juncture helps us out more than, like three copies sold next week. So please do.

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Screenshot of the EMD page, showing Very Positive, 100%

Very Positive, 100%

Thank you everyone! This means SO MUCH ❤️

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Ayyy, yeah rest assured that for every laugh out loud there were several internal giggles and moments where I thought "god I wish I wrote this"

Aw thank you!! Yeah I love it so far, funny as hell, gorgeous, stellar voice acting! (I'm not sure I adequately communicated the fun I was having during the stream cause I'm quite new at this and this was my first story-heavy game I streamed haha, but rest assured I loved what I've seen so far)

Save 25% on Earth Must Die on Steam These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...

Get the game at a launch discount for like 10 bucks now at store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
(not sponsored I just like these people's games and want to see them succeed)

Captain_Balkon - Twitch New variety streamer! I have no idea what's gonna happen, but that's the fun part I guess!

Going live with @timegentleman.bsky.social and @danthat.bsky.social's new game, Earth Must Die!
www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon

I started with Mort too, the most I've ever laughed out loud at a book, great starting point!

When you meet another Sonic fan

I think there should be a law requiring him and only him to change his last name to reflect whichever company he's working with and right now, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I believe we and the press should all be referring to him by his upcoming name, "Doug Megatron."

Trevor Moore saying something legal to say

My reckon is that it's a societal good to celebrate the deaths and downfalls of terrible people. Shame is a powerful motivator. If people cannot find goodness within themselves, there is a solid chance that they will come to it by seeing people, en masse, refusing to shed a tear for the cruel.