Witness the mesmerizing murmuration of starlings in Italy, a stunning display of nature's coordination and beauty as they dance through the sky in unison.

It’s all very well to apologise but what’s he actively doing to make it stop?

Trust trump to fuck it up?

Can someone just tell that orange moron that he’s richer than Musk so he can stop?

It can’t be 25%?? Surely not? Please tell me that’s a wild stab in the dark 🤞

I suspect that last sentence might have been something he heard about himself from his own father.

Decent people are not drawn to join the Republican Party.

Met him by chance at an Epstein’s party…

Wrap firmly in a towel. This can either apply firstly to the cat or secondly to the bleeding if you didn’t do firstly to the cat.

And on SKY! Tides have definitely turned…

It’s only foreign election interference when other countries do it.

From Iran, or the Epstein/Trump pedofiles?

I thought the idea of Americans all owning guns was to allow for "civilian-based militias to ensure security and deter potential federal tyranny", as per your 2nd Amendment?
I hate to mention it, but it doesn't seem to be working.
So much for all the arguments against restricting gun ownership...

(I’m not trying to minimise what’s happened in the US and now in the Middle East, just don’t want him to think he’s going to be remembered forever.)

Not really - don’t give him too much credit. He loves that. He’s a mere blip in US (and Iranian) history. We’ve all had shitty leaders but they sink back into slime and their names slip minds - old Thingo and Whatshisname from the 90s are long gone.

If he’d written it himself, wouldn’t he have called the pilot a loser?

“Sometimes people will open the door for you. Sometimes they won’t.

Then you kick the fucking door down.”
~ Kamala Harris

Don’t wait for permission.

#SheShed

Watching the news on TV and scanning the newspapers for your own name does not make anyone “well read”. Is she really that stupid?

He’s probably in them as well.

Why doesn’t he just get a divorce, for godsake? All this palaver - it’s like Henry VIII all over again. Kings are the worst.

Psalm 109:8

Mine runs on sunshine 😄

Does it have to be a drug, or any can it be any chemical?

Duet with Olivia Newton John? Is there another version of Two String Hearts that I’ve never heard? It’s not a duet…

He finally added one correct collection of words at the end there: “Doesn’t make much sense, does it?”
Dumb as a rock. And about as old.

Like a “summer sausage”? A what now??
Anyway, I’d eat it 😂

The Reserve Bank is ending surcharges on credit and debit cards from October, getting rid of fees which annoy a lot of Australians.

“The Barack & Michelle Obama White House” has a nice ring to it.

Trump advisor Paula White-Cain, head of the White House Faith
Office, literally tried to blow away evil spirits during a televised exorcism. This isn't a sketch; These are the people running the country.

Why does she need a body guard hovering that closely? Can’t Jesus protect her?
Whack job.