The mountains are calling

i think my biggest fear is something new and unexpected coming out of my ass

Bruh did u know that piping over 500 macarons in 3 days will cause thumb cramps 🙂

No? Well now ya know..

Nooooo!!

Hungry

I’m a teacher… I’ve been one for 34 years… I’m also foul mouthed. I used to get lots of shit for that but I always said the same thing… I don’t care.

When I get angry or stressed it gets dialed up…

I’ve been saying “Fuck this noise” quite a bit of late and now you understand why.

✌️

Baking is how i stop myself from becoming fully evil

I have beef with anyone who calls themselves a "health coach" wifh zero higher education

Pls stfu

I have my own (mini) collection of Jojos Bizarre Adventure action figures :) haven't figured out how to display them nicely yet though (my room's a mess 🧍‍♀️)

awesome.

Tea :3

i had NO IDEA my hair was wavy! 🧍‍♀️

My hair had always been "straight" 💇‍♀️❤️ A couple months ago, I went to bed after coating my hair in deep conditioner, and woke up with a few ringlets — today I tried a full curly hair routine 🎀

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square.
45² = 45 x 45 = 2025
Also,
9² x 5² = 2025
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025
My favourite?
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
#Mathematics #teaching #education

Patrick Süskind

You have to be 35 to be president because they don’t want any twinks in there

Big-Shot Lawyer: I Won’t Represent Meta Any More Thanks to Zuckerberg A lawyer representing the social media giant in a copyright dispute with famous writers said he could no longer “in good conscience” keep working with the company.

A high-powered lawyer representing Meta in a copyright case said he was dropping the company as a client due to CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s “descent into toxic masculinity.”

imagine they cancel mcdonald's and you go to burger king calling yourself a refugee

yk what, i like this app :)

Ohhh interesting. I haven't been able to get to your book recommendations yet btw 🥲 I saved them on my phone! Dostoyevsky is just taking much longer than I expected to finish reading through hahah

I'm still reading Crime & Punishment by Dostoyevsky :)

I need book friends 🧍‍♀️

Alex Haus of Decline, wearing beige form fitting macrame dress

I enjoy this dress.

Actually

I don’t want to be a tortured artist. I want to be a happy human.

Protein 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

the mildest becomes the wildest

You ever be extremely social one day, that you have to be anti-social the next bc you’re actually exhausted from all the social you were yesterday? Or is it just me?

Who tf just uses 2 seasonings 🧍‍♀️

FR