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rabbit club! support a rabbit monthly, get exclusive benefits! including:
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rabbit club! support a rabbit monthly, get exclusive benefits! including: - an archive of every sticker, past and present, including stickers not shared to socials - occasional behind-the-scenes & wip posts - 20% off all present and future merchandise £3 a month, wow!

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does this make John Lewis the dom-

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The quarter bells are replaced by old Sosumi at varying pitches

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I’ve got good news for you about tomorrow!

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cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows:

[Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them]

1
TOWER FAN 1:
Right lads, get ready.

2
TOWER FAN 1:
This is our time.

3
TOWER FAN 1:
The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here.

4
TOWER FAN 1:
We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft,

and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever.

5
TOWER FAN 1:
I know what you’re 
thinking, lads:

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TOWER FAN 1:
Surely this will be the year they finally replace us?

7
TOWER FAN 1:
Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018...

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TOWER FAN 1:
Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh… 

TOWER FAN 2:
Cheers mate

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TOWER FAN 1:
But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists.

By the time they remember, 
new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon.

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TOWER FAN 1:
So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out...

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TOWER FAN 1:
...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than.

12
[The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder]
PERSON:
APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA

cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows: [Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them] 1 TOWER FAN 1: Right lads, get ready. 2 TOWER FAN 1: This is our time. 3 TOWER FAN 1: The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here. 4 TOWER FAN 1: We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft, and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever. 5 TOWER FAN 1: I know what you’re thinking, lads: 6 TOWER FAN 1: Surely this will be the year they finally replace us? 7 TOWER FAN 1: Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018... 8 TOWER FAN 1: Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh… TOWER FAN 2: Cheers mate 9 TOWER FAN 1: But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists. By the time they remember, new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon. 10 TOWER FAN 1: So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out... 11 TOWER FAN 1: ...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than. 12 [The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder] PERSON: APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA

british fan chat

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interesting counter-strike map

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yup! funnily enough I saw one on the way to pride

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Getting called out by gay baking books

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A PC complete with monitor, keyboard, and drink inexplicably sits on a camping table in the middle of a densely wooded area.

A PC complete with monitor, keyboard, and drink inexplicably sits on a camping table in the middle of a densely wooded area.

Home is where the PC is 🌳

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A decade of Flower 10 years ago today, at 03:36 AM (UTC+1), I committed the first building blocks of code to Kailua, the project that would go on to underpin Project Flower (now just Flower.) - the premier, community-ru...

To mark the occasion, here are my memories from my time leading the project, from inception through the first 3 and a bit years.

duck.moe/blog/flower_...

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There are 5 sheets of stickers fanned out on a grey granite surface. In order, they show the Project Flower logo, a Flower icon with the text “the other network / projectflower.eu, “You can’t legal me!”, “im kaiden™️”, and “10 / the other network 2015-2025”

There are 5 sheets of stickers fanned out on a grey granite surface. In order, they show the Project Flower logo, a Flower icon with the text “the other network / projectflower.eu, “You can’t legal me!”, “im kaiden™️”, and “10 / the other network 2015-2025”

On this day, 10 years ago, at 03:36am, I committed the first lines of code to Kailua - officially kicking off development on Project Flower, and arguably the start of the rebirth of world arcade rhythm gaming.

Happy Birthday, The Other Network. 🍰

11 months ago 14 5 1 0

So here in France we have a 5G-enabled electricity meter called Linky, which naturally here in the land where people who live in heaven think they live in hell there were all kinds of protests — Linky gives you cancer, makes your kids autistic, kills your dog, sets your house on fire, and so on.

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Today marks the 10th anniversary of the shutdown of the BEMANI arcade service “Programmed World”, setting off a chain of events that lead to the creation of Project Flower about a month and a half later.

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"You Can Do It, I Trust On You" | Meme
"You Can Do It, I Trust On You" | Meme YouTube video by indiana souf

for those struggling with the present layers of bullshit the world is throwing at us youtu.be/UL-2yLUzIfA

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A picture of Ben from an episode of “The SnackZone”. He is holding some kind of iced stick treat while stood on a train. The subtitle says “Uh, this is bad.”

A picture of Ben from an episode of “The SnackZone”. He is holding some kind of iced stick treat while stood on a train. The subtitle says “Uh, this is bad.”

all snacking is exciting

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A screen capture of the title graphics from the popular mini series “The SnackZone”, a part of the slightly less popular series “Jet Lag: The Game”.

A screen capture of the title graphics from the popular mini series “The SnackZone”, a part of the slightly less popular series “Jet Lag: The Game”.

Wait, are you saying they made my favourite mini series from JLTG a real, IRL thing?

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What I will say is this: thank you to everyone who interacted with me this year, and helped keep me as sane as could be hoped through 2024. Let's all do our best to make 2025 a good one.

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This is usually the day of the year that I'd be posting a big list of thank you's to people that helped me out through the year, but after what has easily been the worst of years with the loss of my mum, I don't really have the energy to do that this time around.

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Yet another social media platform. Sigh.

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