Saturday at St. James' Park 💪🔜

well fuck

#nufc

Ye try reach oot to someone, an’ they just block ye. She’s probably not a very nice lass, mind.

🚨 Newcastle United CEO David Hopkinson has launched a 100-day review of how the club operates — a bold move set to reshape strategy, staff, and culture at every level of #NUFC.

Insiders say his approach has brought “focus — and just enough fear” to St James’ Park 👀

🗞️ [Daily Mail]
#NUFC #NUFCNews

a shirtless Bruce Lee smiles coyly while eating noodles in a room filled with bright 70s era decor

me, thinking how I woulda throat punched a mfr if I weren't so zen

A very dirty, unkept man looking as if in pain. This is my underwear.

My underwear looking at me as I order my new Pixel 10 and buds.

creepy

who dare hall this ween 🤨

Truly a horrible time to be literate

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

IT'S THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! 🏹

An exceptional shift, lads 👏

[3-0] 85'

ANTHONYYYYYYYYYYYY GORDOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Evening, Malick! 👋

some portions of the fanbase are allergic to good news...

A knaa am a big fat lad, like, but a still got feelin’s

Am proper sorry for yer loss. It’s never easy when the time comes, pet.

Thank you. Am heartbroken without her… me chest feels empty. Miss her somethin’ terrible.

A lost me mam this weekend. It was sudden an’ a wasn’t ready for it at aal. Me heart’s proper broken. Love ye forever, Mam.

I get ye, pet. Feels grim when ye think back on all them daft chances ye handed out. divvent be too hard on yersel’. showin’ kindness disnae make ye a mug, it just means ye’ve got a heart bigger than most. The world’s full o’ takers, but that doesn’t make the givers daft just decent. Chin up, bonny

A reached oot, but they proper slapped us on the hand!

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?

Aye, the rich divvint half take the piss. They sit up there wi’ their fancy suits an’ fat wallets, makin’ us graft our arses off while they pocket the lot. We dee all the slog, they tek all the credit. Pure knackers, the lot of them

Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.

Opossum in a strawberry-themed costume. Instagram: avec.possum

23 days until Halloween 🎃

it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?

so did Ed Gein. in a drawer