There goes my hero.

*saved to camera roll*

Putting that line on my resume immediately

That’s Weird Al

Squad’s rolling DEEP

Blocked

You can’t run from me, chump

I know you got that big Delaware/Campbell game loaded up on FloSports

Hey buddy @jakewallinger.bsky.social

He’s starting his own and it’s even further right: Smiley Social

Coughing bomb vs. Hydrogen baby

Handsome!

Miracles happen

BANG! BANG!

AMERICA’S SWEETHEART FROM DOWNTOWN

I would’ve offered up Rhode Island first but they’ve suffered enough

Elias too busy tweeting from the burner account

Sounds fair to me!

Oh that’s gore. That’s gore of my comfort character on the TL 💔 (obey ya mutha guy)

Doing the lord’s work 🤝

That’s why they brought the big guns in

Funniest outcome possible

Rolls right off the tongue