THANK YOU CHEF SILVER

Oooooh wee

Imagine what he could make Mark do.

I’d written off the Onion’s efforts to buy it as kind of a useless hashtag resistlib thing but Tim Heidecker having control of InfoWars is bringing me back onboard.

fans of teams in the 9/10 play-in game tend to speak in euthanasia tones

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Had Dom Smith game winner and Coby White game tier on the two screens and felt like this

Flying to the far side of the moon, Dyl

LOW MAN WINS

I’ve been laughing at elderly ass Walt Weiss flying into the middle of a brawl like prime Patrick Willis for 15 minutes

Oh lord don’t hurt em!

How’s the weather down there, fellas

Bill Maher Kennedy Center Honors is gonna feel like an On Cinema episode, I might have to tune in.

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CUH CAWW BITCHES

Fat Russell Crowe STUNS in completely seated performance as Hermann Göring.

…I kind of think I want to know more

Sounds like the Kennedy Center is getting a bit…Random. 😏😏😏

Have a good one and try not to break a hip, old-timer

Rewatched No Country For Old Men. I know he ends up dipping too far into self pity and that’s why his brother tears him a new one blah blah blah but when TLJ says he spent his whole life expecting god to show up and then He never did…the realest thing ever said in a movie?

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BRYCE HARPER WITH THE SWING OF HIS LIFE

Ozzie Albies has baseball’s first five homer game

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

How tf is top left real

He’s like 5’4” too it’s a TERRIBLE SITUATION

It’s so fucked up his son is dating Elle Fanning.

Rewatching The Wild Bunch (1969). Obviously Nick Miller and I are the Ernest Borgnine and William Holden of everyone still on Twitter. Which one of you over here is our Robert Ryan?

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Lou Ford…Lu Dort…makes you think

I did start The Killer Inside Me last night so I guess I have that going for me