a back page ad in The Onion physical issue the shows a gurney in a morgue with a white sheet over a dead body with the caption "only some people get to live" and the ad is supposed to be from health insurance company Cigna
my spouse got an onion subscription for Xmas and ya'll there are zero punches being pulled
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half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
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IT WAS A TARGETED ASSASSINATION
YouTube video by Secular Talk
youtu.be/AHdfiqsqqoo
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Le Monde's cartoon of the day, by Marco De Angelis.
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Tweet screengrab from Ben Rosen:"
REPUBLICANS: We're having the military thrown protesters in unmarked vans
DEMOCRATS: mark the vans (with hand clap emoji between words)
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The online right has been saying for years "If you just stop jacking off you'd have time to dominate the whole world" so I guess this is where it was always going to end up. Impotent, pointless, bored conquest, en lieu of talking to any woman.
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Iβm tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. Itβs time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.
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ICE has never served any legitimate purpose. To be quite frank, it's pretty clear that it was always a pretense to establish an American Gestapo, most Americans have just been pretending otherwise for decades because the Gestapo thugs haven't been kidnapping and killing white people until recently.
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Obviously this includes the leaders of liberal institutions who had many chances to abolish ICE, but instead insisted that it served some kind of legitimate purpose in our society and fear mongered about immigrants, when ICE didn't even exist for the vast majority of these assholes' entire lives.
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The only "internal bleeding" that piece of shit had was all the blood rushing from his brain to his dick while he was planning the point blank execution of a white woman in broad daylight.
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People who have internal bleeding don't flee the scene in a golden Chevy Tahoe
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Anyone who has ever had literally anything to do with ICE in their entire life needs to have their neck elongated.
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What the fuck is he talking about?
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They're Nazis.
This is their Freikorps.
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Obviously hoping it never comes to that, but if it does, shoot to kill. Shooting someone dead on your own property is perfectly legal. They'll throw the book at you, but any decent gun lawyer will get you off easily. Shooting *at* someone who survives and testifies against you is a legal nightmare.
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In most states, castle doctrine gives you the absolute right to blow the head off of a masked thug who shows up at your front door and attempts to enter your house without a warrant.
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This is fucking bullshit. Democrats have demonstrated by this point that they are controlled opposition and they have no interest in winning because their top priority is protecting the interests of capital and preventing leftists from gaining any meaningful institutional power whatsoever.
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If they're giving you contradictory orders, that means they've already decided to murder you.
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Former Biden admin officials: "wait, you can do that?!"
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I am once again scraping corrosion off the hot pins on my lightning cables. Apple fanboys still defend this shit.
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wargames but the chess playing computer that controls the nukes also makes child porn
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Well that's just not true.
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That was the first button to stop working properly (missed and/or duplicate clicks detected by the sensor) on literally 100% of the mice I've had to throw out.
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