Are they that bad?!

https://www.theonion.info/

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

Some shite comedians are gonna earn more than they ever have!

so wholesome ❤️ (via samfnch on threads)

😬 Started off the show with a wee faux pas!

Apologies, to all Ukrainians!

📹 @standcomedyclub

#standupcomedy

Hahahaha

Trump April 1st: We could hit it and it would be gone. And there’s not a thing they could do about it. They have no anti-aircraft equipment. Their radar is 100% annihilated. We are unstoppable…

Pam bondi ignoring Epstein survivors

may this define her for the rest of her life.

she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.

girl, bye.

I'm very much a pacifist but when this fucking idiot starts slagging off our Navy, then hold me back!

And it was going so well.

No one has ever been "thrown out for laughing" at a comedy show.

Not NOW Houthi Forces

This is truly depraved.

Savannah’s and her family’s pain isn’t fun and glib “content.”

For the love of God, the irresponsible speculation and just making shit up and acting like details never revealed before suggests a conspiracy is sick and inhuman.

what a fucking dork he is hahaha

Very strict rules at our accommodation for this weekend.

NOTHING about piss though, checkmate booking.com 🤓💡

This is what a vampire looking at a classroom would say.

it’s generally considered polite to conduct your rimming circles in private when all participants are this ugly

It’s cool that the highest level of our government is basically a Make-A-Wish program for middle-aged losers

Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

"His friend begging him..." mortifying

Trump: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

We should be making so many comedy shows that it doesn’t matter whether you think SNL UK is any good or not, cos there’d be another sketch show you do like.

Like we do detective shows.

Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?”

PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.”

Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?”

PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”

Thr paedo defenders party SHOULD actually check ID before having a child.

I didn't want friends anyway. Everyone is just jealous of me. I like sitting alone at lunch

Wow. Tulsi Gabbard deputy resigns to protest Trump’s Iran War.