I will wear someone else’s reading glasses, for I am this week’s book master.

It’s #WrestleMania weekend! Not adequately stoked? I bought a collection of vintage WWF (before they got the F out) and WCW VHS tapes! They’re for sale at the Sidekick starting… now. Relive hundreds of incredible moments!

This is seeming to be true.

Slip on over to twitch.tv/pixelgoblins to join me, @dunots.voidsent.com, @tailboi.bsky.social, @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social, and Tim as we continue the adventures of Ashe Kashor Grash in Final Fantasy XII

Princess Ashe from Final Fantasy XII

As we began streaming Final Fantasy XII last night, Forrest challenged us to guess Princess Ashe’s full name. I submitted Ashe Kashor Grash. Fans of 70s trucker humor now know that I’m hilarious.

New game! We begin Final Fantasy XII on Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins, which a lot of people have told me is good. I’m a VI guy, personally, but we’re doing Ivalice things!

A longbox of bagged, boarded comics with crinkly-ass untaped flaps.

If you put your comics in bags and boards and DON’T tape down the flap, you’re a fucking sociopath. That’s all there is to it.

Bummed to find out this was just a couple commercials and not an actual show.

This is Montblanc, the moogle I’m voicing for the twitch.tv/pixelgoblins playthrough of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. Join us and enjoy my tremendous acting!

If I was as good at sports as I am at trying to open car doors at the exact moment they’re being unlocked, Jordan would want MY autograph.

A Spanish-language ad for Spider-Man depicting the black-suited web slinger in a straight jacket.

Who you tryin’ to get crazy with, Osborn? Don’t you know I’m loco?

The Marvel adaptation of RoboCop is a perfect lesson in ‘Less is more.’

Sorry, but I don’t think actual Boston police officers would arrest a guy for beating up a man with a Yankees tie on. #wwe #raw

Guardians! I’m sorting forgotten 90s cards and listening to records at twitch.tv/iffywizardry - stop in and chat!

A part of an early 1970s comic panel with a young woman gesturing dramatically and the caption ‘All you need to do is COME!!!’

Spire Christian Comics out of context are great.

We’re back in the more comfortable tactical battling! This time it’s ADVANCED.

I’ve enjoyed this gorgeous game, but it has been punishing.

I tearfully told him how proud of him I was and ordered a pizza (that they don’t serve.)

I realize not a single person there is serving fried jalapeños (I guess in the 70s, it looked sepia.) I devise a plan to make millions by inventing them. But I see a stall hopping busy with activity. The friend started a place called D’Arby’s. I realize he invented Arby’s.

Had a dream I was watching a doc about rodeo clown balance-riding barrels of beer on huge wheel-discs into arenas (not a thing.) Then me and a friend I don’t actually know are there, & none of the rows of vendors are serving after the rodeo I didn’t see stops, even though they still have food.

I’ve brought a horrible thing to our Vagrant Story stream. Come see us yarf beans and play videogames at twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

Cover of Hitman # 5, featuring the debut of Nightfist with the tagline ‘He will hit you with his fist!’

I love honesty in comics. Getting ready for this weekend’s @austinbooks.bsky.social warehouse sale. Get this and many thousands of other comics CHEAP.

A poster with text made up of naked silhouettes stating ‘Orgy Starts in (blank) Minutes’

Cover of Worst from Mad 1984 Super Special

No MAD fan ever, with honest intent, hung up this poster. But I appreciate the design.

The odds were in your favor. I miss beer commercials.

My new annual game is guessing the Jesus Super Bowl commercial. Got this one about halfway through.

The aye eye dot com commercial about made me ralph up about a pound of chips and french onion dip. No, the Tyson eating an apple ad didn’t work on me.

I think I liked that Jurassic Park commercial, but cgi Sam Neill was a bit much.

That clydesdale plus eagle Budweiser commercial was so dumb it circled around and became awesome.

You know I love a commercial for the general existence of Pokemon.

Bad Bunny was awesome, of course. As a wrestling fan, I already knew he would be. Stellar show. I wonder how the loser fest went?