It's absolutely insane to watch Republicans freak out about Democrats doing something that the Republicans just did, except only temporarily and with better guard rails.
Keep your "stop the steal" and "stop gerrymandering" bullshit to yourselves. Some of us read the news.
I just passed a guy in the hallway of my building who ended a phone call with his family (who he clearly got along with very well) by saying "welp, I don't wanna talk to y'all no more" and then immediately hanging up.
A communication style to aspire to.
A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.
"You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made...empty gun rack."
I wonder if it's hard work to suck this much or if it comes naturally.
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a simile is just a metaphor that doesn’t trust you to know it’s a metaphor
Lol who let you in here
Word to the wise: typing "breaking" and then putting a red siren emoji in front of bullshit doesn't make it not bullshit.
How do we feel about this, America? Are we ok with this? Is this fine? Are we going to do anything about it?
"Fuck the Empire!"
"Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy."
- Umberto Eco
stop making burgers
1) taller. how tf do you think mouths work
2) sodden with melted cheese like... how do you expect people to eat this
3) fancy. a $20 hamburger is not elevated peasant food it's just inflation
Principal Skinner: “Are we the evildoers? No. It is Jesus who is wrong.
U.S. foreign policy:
On this Good Friday, we remember Spock died for the needs of the many.
Real
I know Trump is evil and all but what button do I have to press to never see Kamala Harris ever again?
This looks like a fun time.
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I love that Trump decided to give a speech to the nation on the same night a historic, fully televised manned mission to the moon lifted off, guaranteeing absolutely no one would be paying attention to him.
I know I'm late to the party on this band but HOLY shit. Wow.
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I used to think that catcher framing didn't actually affect umpire calls that much but it appears I was as wrong as it is possible to be.
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If you haven't seen "Project Hail Mary" yet, you should—they have merry fun with this exact concept.
I just got back safely and without incident from a business trip to South Africa and I don't think I've ever been more grateful for anything in my entire life.
I love how all these people are like "it's funny how conservatives aren't treating this the same way as when people try to cancel their heroes" as if everyone in the known cosmos hasn't figured out they're hypocrites by now.
In the deliberate obtuseness Olympics, this thread might take the gold medal.
I very much think Palestine should be free but dear lord if that isn't a thread of one person repeatedly and insistently missing the point of what someone is saying. The older I get the less patience I have for deliberate obtuseness.
If we lived in a just world, it would be federal law that all the traveling that airline CEOs did for work or pleasure would have to be done via a basic economy seat in their own airline. International travel included.
Instagram post: time’s up Seth miller. We’ll see you in court. You’ll owe $1,000 a day until you fix the most hazardous violations at 919 prospect ave.
On Instagram Zohran announces that a landlord who is illegally refusing to make needed repairs will be fined $1,000 per day until the work is done.
I've seen so many brain-dead takes on the Oscar movies over the last 24 hours it's making me want to scream.
If your takeaway of literally any movie boils down to either "this movie didn't map cleanly onto my existing worldview" or "this movie didn't make a strong enough case for/against X, Y or Z" then it might be time for you to admit that movies may not be for you.
YES YES THANK YOU THIS DEAR GOD
