Meanwhile I was mauled by a rottweiler when I was 6 and I still have a deep-seated fear of large dogs

When you survived the Sterling era you know it can always be worse

(It's not the same game I checked your profile to make sure)

Meanwhile I'm about to go watch my baseball team's 9th inning comeback to get over the clippers

Idk feeling pretty bothered at the moment. Feels worse to lose to that miserable warriors team though, if they lost to the blazers I don't think I'd be this upset. Definitely expected nothing and got nothing so that part checks out

Podz is the perfect warrior. Bitchmade to the extreme just like that whole team always has been

Not much more depressing than being a Padres fan. Beautiful park, though

However I also think Nix stinks. He's closer to being the worst starter in the league than he is to being average. If the broncos pay him they are going to be pulling a Tua

I think they would have been shut out in the AFCCG had he played. He only plays well in the 4th quarter and it was a snowy hellscape by that point

We give them the hills/royal canin oral care food (switch whenever they get tired of one) and the greenies. Unfortunately the tortie starts screaming and trying to bite us before hiding under the couch all night if we try to brush her teeth so we've had to find alternatives

If Ioane is taken before 22 the Chargers better pick that phone right up

This just in: it's almost impossible to ethically amass billions of dollars

Also known simply as Canadian English

Change that "huh" to an "eh" and this is fluent passive-aggressive Canadian English

Where do you think Stephen A Smith works

By a normal dash, you mean an en dash? They, commas, and colons are not substitutes for em dashes

Where do you think the LLMs learned to use em dashes? I've been using them for decades before "AI" existed

"Bo Nix is good"

Yeah but could you imagine Coors and Petco with the same dimensions?

Tutu Atwell, the Miami dolphin?

I think i remember reading it works after June 1

Post-*what* sip of coffee?

Rest in peace Mabel. Your list of things that made you mad every week brought joy and comfort to our lives. We will remember you

It's more than peak "hack Dwight every trip down the floor" lmfao

The solution: Finnegans Wake

It can be started anywhere, because it's a loop. And if you don't understand it, that's fine, because no one else does either. You can also spend your entire life reading only that book and no one will question it because that's a valid amount of time to spend on it

Broader shoulders

Canadian though

I'm not an alcoholic though lol

Yeah i drink, I'm in my 30s, and people regularly think I'm a teenager/early 20s because i have good skin