Mitchell Starc is so good with the pink ball, you can see why they used to try and sand the colour off the red one for him.

AFTER 34 YEARS AND A RECORD OF 96 DEFEATS, 4 DRAWS & 0 WINS, SAN MARINO HAVE WON AWAY FROM HOME AT THE 101ST ATTEMPT.

THEY’VE FINISHED TOP OF THEIR NATIONS LEAGUE GROUP AND GOT PROMOTED.

SCENES.

You’re probably right that I’m overstating it, but in the backs, the only starters I’d have would be JGP, Lowe, and then maybe Keenan? In the forwards, I reckon it’s more green, but still, at least 1 or 2 positions per row wouldn’t be Irish, which I wouldn’t have said around the World Cup

It feels crazy to say, but how many Irish players are actually nailed on for the Lions tour - this time last year, and you’d be hard-pressed to suggest a non-Irishman, now I think there’s only 1/2 backs, and maybe a 3/4 forwards that I’m sure should be in the squad, let alone the 15?

glad to see the cricket shitposting community moving over here from twitter