he’s my white feather hawk tuah deer hunter

i’m ashamed to admit i cried at the end of the Wuthering Heights movie

farting in the bar, what you gonna do about it?

i just went to get beer for tonight and happened to drive by a high school ICE protest. my heart is so happy 🥺♥️

it better just be a january thing i stg 🫩

now i am too 🫩

lucky star by madonna just graced my shuffle with its presence

omg those are the best!

5 jobs i’ve had:

~dog kennel attendant
~playground equipment safety inspection
~gold mine safety intern
~school bus upholstery
~disease investigation

my j*b used to be so fun, and now every day just feels like a bad episode of traitors

nah fr, if i find more you’re welcome to steal them

she really does

how is it sunday?

where the HELL is the man that was in my dream last night

more like preschoolers, but yes

need a case study on why millennials like to act so old

traitors is so gaggy this season

yessss! it’s too good not to

how this week has felt:

this “whole milk” glorification is going to have this country smelling like straight up ass

and if i showed up to work like this tomorrow, then what?

a cartoon character is standing next to a table in a room and looking at something . ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a table in a room and looking at something .

10 year old me:

valid asf

i don’t want to find out 💀

i either just unlocked my villain origin story or i started my period

my dad is cry-laughing at AI videos right now, we’re truly in end times

Forgot to say Merry Christmas by the way.

trueeeee

triscuits have to be the worst cracker
out there, like why does it feel like i’m biting into an easter basket???

sistaaaaas, sistaaaas, never were there such devoted sistaaaas