Happy Earth Day.
Posts by Neo the Cerberus
popped out
for SpaceLizzer
lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"
Nox's gal <3
Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.
Picky Eater - Gator Days Characters Young August - Alligator - August when he was around Gustopher's age. Picky about food May - August's mother who just wants him to eat. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son. Transcript Panel 1 Narration: Long ago. A younger August is at the dinner table and hesitant to eat. His mother is fed up with his behavior. Young August: This looks gross. May: I hope someday you have a kid as picky as you. Panel 2 Narration: Present day An adult August is having dinner with his son. He has corn on his plate along with some round meat colored item that is possibly meat. We will probably never know for sure. Gustopher is holding a bottle of mayonnaise that has "Real Egg" written on it and a hot sauce bottle that appropriately says "HOT". Gustopher: I'm putting mayonnaise and hot sauce on my corn! August: Okay. This is not something August would do with his corn but he guesses it's a pretty normal. Panel 3 Gustopher now holds a can of sardines and a jam jar. Gustopher is partially covering the jar but "SPACE JA" can be seen on the label. Clearly, this must be "SPACEY JAN" brand jam and not a reference to movie where cartoon animals play basketball. Gustopher: And sardines! And jam! August: You have to eat that. Gustopher: I will! Panel 4 Gustopher holds out a spoon towards August. It has corn, mayo, hot sauce, sardine, and jam all in one spoonful. August's face is filled with concern. Gustopher: It tastes so weird! Try it! August thinks back to his mother having wished that he would have a child as picky as him. He wishes that were the case. August (thinking): This is worse.
Picky Eater - Gator Days
I was in @averthedorbley.bsky.social's stream and reading this news headline, wondering just how exactly my inflated figure is affected lmao
Helium stocks at a yearly low, war expected to drive up prices, natural sources depleting... get it while it's there!
I don’t “network,” I make friends. Other artists are not my competition, they’re my beloved peers and sources of inspiration. We all have the same goal; to share our art. I’m not gonna corporatize my human relationships with them. I am in my sandbox playing and I hope they join me.
Caught
Juno’s taxes get audited 💸
it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit
For Burn 🔥
A large dark draconic monster rises from within a split mountain. It towers over a hill that has a tiny house-like structure.
The Song from the abyss.
First of two pieces I had the chance to make for Swords without Master - Fugitives of the Shattered Menagerie!
The people have chosen! We won a Webby.
HE'S PULLING HIS BEP OUT
For @kaidzsu.com !!
Tarborn bust - Even those with with willpower to share will find it difficult to resist when Boroxis calls
what greater gacha pull can there be than living a life of balance and virtue 😌
Red experiences Glomphing Day, the time when his exotic coworker Balox enters into "Fluorescence" and is capable of performing his species' unique breeding technique. But with no Brax females in the cluster, it is instead a day of hazing at the expense of the aliens' mammalian hosts. #cockvore #vore
making my space furry boyfriends have gay sex because i have free will
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image is a sketch of an anthropomorphic rodent character looking down at a held cellphone with tired eyes. in one hand they have a digital drawing pen hovering over the screen of a tablet. a thought bubble depicts a cartoon tank twice; one assembled properly and one divided into three pieces vertically. written next to the rodent's phone reads "tank pictures on google". #furryart
funniest thing about my insatiable curiosity is my compulsion to explore references for things outside my typical art wheelhouse; like a smashed tank.
sitting there for an hour trying to find images of something that is deliberately designed not to break and being handed diy model kits instead.
A picture of a magnificent enby cheetah butt
cheetah butt on your feed :0
Sketch page by the amazing @rockpup241.bsky.social 🧡
femboi deer in lingerie holding a cocktail while walking through a lit cocktail lounge
Speaking of videogames and being bottomless--
Kids Say Things - Gator Days Characters Bolero Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird. Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best. Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest. Transcript Panel 1 Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs. Tammy: Good morning, Bolero. Charlie: Did you sleep well. Panel 2 Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks. Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one. Panel 3 Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation. Panel 4 Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question. Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes? Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration. Tammy: YES! Charlie: I'll start it now! The family had a fine morning.
Kids Say Things - Gator Days
fluffy kobold giving an innocent side-eye look while tapping his pointer fingers together
how kobold looks at you knowing he's worth 0 exp and has no loot drops (he just wants to be picked up)
it brings me unimaginable joy to see others use "creature" affectionately ❤️✨⭐