Good lad Sean. Why didn't you do that in the 90th minute at the San Siro...?

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Yeah derby came at the worst possible time post Barca thrashing. Could have been 3-0 up at half time, then obviously fell apart. Fine margins.

Yeah fair. Would like to see him play Neave, Shahar, young Murphy myself in these last few games

He has to say that though right? He can't come out and say the season's a write off after Barca and mackems (which it was). Actually motivating players with nothing to play for must be very hard

bit of devil's advocate stuff but is there an argument that says #nufc are on the beach right now with nowt to play for & after a summer of trading, in a new season with trophies/europe on the line again, Howe finds it much easier to get the squad to commit 100% to his style of play & we are back?

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car .

Arsenal next. Should be fine...

Then Brighton and Danny Welbeck #nufc

The annoying thing is we are well capable of beating arsenal if everyone turns up, hits their straps and takes their chances. Don't need fluke just need to all be pulling in the same direction

Ouch

TF Match Report - United 1-2 Bournemouth Ordy was at St James' where there was a distinctly end of days feeling and yet another defeat

A hard read - #NUFC

tf1892.substack.com/p/tf-match-r...

Newcastle: Eddie Howe's biggest Newcastle challenge yet? Can he survive? Newcastle are languishing in 14th place in the Premier League following defeat by Bournemouth. Will manager Eddie Howe turn it around?

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

like Ciaran Kelly's writing, anyone got any spare bluesky, left-wing-conspiracy money left to tempt him over here?

indeed!

wasn't that long ago that literally every season was like this one 😂. we've been worse, we've been better. maybe we'll do a Leicester next year 🥴

Not the way anyone would have wanted it to end but it's ending

Lads, it's relegation form...

Ah well, nevertheless...

Get the fuck in!!

OSULAAAAAA 🖤🤍

Who do I report an internet-based threat to? ;) #nufc

🏴🏳️ @worflags.org.uk pre-match display for #NEWBOU depicts the first XI black players to play for #NUFC.

#ShowRacismTheRedCard #AFCB

Love a bit of Tonali as Captain btw...#nufc

HOWAY THE LADS! ✊

Enjoy. Special day. Commiserations to the kid for joining the cult.

14th in the league. Out of Europe. Out of the cups. Three defeats on the spin.

But today, I bring my daughter to the match for the first time. The baton is passed. Always looked forward to this day. I am beaming from ear to ear.

Eddie/lads, please pull something out of somewhere.

#NUFC

Bruno has put this on Instagram

Of course. Wissa screamer too so we all think we've turned the corner.

90+7. 2-1 Bournemouth. Kluivert converts from the spot.

The sun is shining. Nufc won't be relegated. Today can't hurt me...

Please win...not sure I can handle the discourse if you don't

⛅ Sunshine is peeking through the clouds on Tyneside. A lovely afternoon for football - at least theoretically... 🤞

⚫⚪ #NUFC host #AFCB, with Eddie Howe in need of a first PL victory over this former club, after 7 defeats in 10 in the PL. 🍒

#WaughWeatherReport #NEWBOU

Games always better on here when Waugh is live posting them