I think i found my husband 🤣

I cannot wait to be a menace to new friend

I love laughing niggas out they draws.

Look at me coming into my peak Libra powers

I've had the benediction for my crush. I'm glad i got ate off the bone last week cuz who knows how long it'll be before i let somebody else touch me 😩

It's not body recomposition if there is no recomposition!

I think i wanna replay red dead redemption 2 this year

I ate

Apparently his cologne rubbed off onto my bra.

Flashback Central in all my meetings this morning

Leaders?!

Those “leaders” can shop at Target if they want to. However …

Why do Americans hate each other while Canadians love each other? Could it have something to do with our politics? With the sociopath in the Oval?

A Pew survey found that 53% of American adults describe the morality and ethics of our fellow citizens as “bad.” Meanwhile, in Canada, 92% say their fellow Canadians are good while just 7% say they’re bad.

Why are we Americans so down on our fellow citizens?

This is what I get for taking that nap after work.

Now it’s 2am and can’t stay asleep.

Then we might as well go back to regular television. Wtf is everybody doing?!

Y'all the cracker barrels real mad over there lol

I want a kimono style robe

I need a tree trimmer and fence plug lol

I've decided to remove the bushes along the back gate because
1, it's causing the gate to lean,
2 the city wants me to maintain it too much. I cut it back and the guy was like, that's not enough cuz it's going to grow out eventually.
3. I want a wood fence

A man posted this.

What does women auditioning for baddies have to do with him? (Rhetorical question cuz we know the answer)

I want a seafood boil😩

My tell is me sighing and i hate it cuz i do it unintentionally 🤣🤣

I don't blame you! Cuz i can't do it. I be screaming in regular games🤣

There are more and they're not telling us.

I loved being cuddled and having my butt rubbed

a group of women are dancing in a room . ALT: a group of women are dancing in a room .

I can't wait to bite him

Fingers crossed i look like this tonight

I enjoy watching resident evil play throughs but you will never catch me playing

Not my computer trying to go to the upper room!

Lemme snatch this up rq. For scientific purposes ONLY.

I'm outside and can't find a place with food. And no restaurants are open late. I could have just went to dinner

Texas folks get out and vote….🗣️Please!!!!!! #TexasEarlyVoting

Lady Love is having a 30+ party tomorrow and i hope it's a good mix of people that look like me there