lol the marine layer still only applies to the Mariners not the visiting team. #GoMs #TridentsUp

Yep. F John Stanton. Same old mediocre bullshark

Same old Mariners. No reason to support this ownership. Perpetually sitting on their hands. Fuck John Stanton. @mariners #TridentsDown #BlowMs

It’s going to be a LONG season if tonight’s Mariners are the norm. #TridentsUp #GoMs

Once again, the marine layer doesn’t apply to the teams PLAYING the Mariners. It only curses the home team. #GoMs #TridentsUp #DeathTaxes

I know this is only game 2 but holy hell Mariners. Stop swinging at bad pitches. #GoMs #TridentsUp

Classic Mariners. Sigh. #GoMs #TridentsUp

Just a CLASSIC Mariners opening day so far. Dominant pitching from an Ms starter and zero run support. Death, taxes…… #Mariners #GoMs #TridentsUp

For gambling reasons, this is laaaaaaaaame

I wasn’t able to watch the Bills Chiefs game but I can only assume with was some pivotal conveniently timed shenanigans by the refs that helped ensure that Taylor Swift’s boyfriend would be playing in the Super Bowl #Ratings #ProWrestling

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AJ Brown proving that reading is in fact bad for you. #NFL #Eagles

What in the hell did he see?

What the hell was that Geno? #Seahawks

So refs just gonna let JSN get mugged all day? #NFL #Seahawks

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Yeah it was pretty unbearable

Like that was one of the most inept sequences in football ever. What was Matt thinking?

I cannot believe how inept some people get paid millions of dollars to be. They had 32 seconds left when Caleb got sacked. And yes this had negative gambling implications for me.

Happy Thanksgiving! #GoBeavs

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