not the point but doesn’t this pic of cruz make him look like he’s in the musical cats?

a discord avatar doodad

who is buying these doodads for $11?

person on tiktok: this is a documentary ok free base jumping. Multiple deaths.

Me: oh yeah gonna watch crazy people die

me 30 mins in: oh boy I am extremely emotionally attached to all of these crazy people and regret watching this.

ME: the existence of papayas imply the existence of mamayas

WAITER: well we don’t have those

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

Sam Altman's Coworkers Say He Can Barely Code and Misunderstands Basic Machine Learning Concepts The OpenAI CEO reportedly confuses basic coding and machine learning terms, numerous insiders have admitted.

"I think there's a small but real chance he's eventually remembered as a Bernie Madoff- or Sam Bankman-Fried-level scammer."

a 3 star review of the first Illumination Super Mario Bros. movie that reads as follows: I dressed up as funky kong to see this with coworkers and my manager was like "who the fuck are you" because I looked like a 90s weed dealer so I told her to "just wait and see" and then he never showed up in the movie

tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films

nevermind, it was too good to be true. It still is full of slop results

I tested it with some search terms that I was looking up over the weekend and the results are much more revelant than google's.

They also plant trees but really I am in this to see non ai photos of bats

Ecosia - the search engine that plants trees Ecosia uses 100% of its profits for the planet and produces enough renewable energy to power all searches twice over.

I have found a search engine that I like to replace google 🙌
ecosia.org

I signed up for a Soul Collage workshop. I am doing it. I am. evolving to the old crone covered in paint and large crystal jewelry I am meant to be. soulcollage.com

dog hacking tiktok YouTube video by takingaimes

this sound youtube.com/shorts/W8qpl...

can someone remake this and it's just both sides being happy.

Got a recruiter email for a start up that mentioned the founders are 20 and 22yrs old.

Then I made that sound from that video where a golden retriever is barfing up pond water.

yes! I was the same way after I got my first.

My grandparents are also responsible for creating Kenny Loggins Jesus, so he is risen indeed, you’re welcome.

a rabbit dodging arrows

@ourarawr.bsky.social 's tattoo!

I am signing up to do stuff because my new therapist gave me homework to do that.

Turns out the cure to agoraphobia/social anxiety really is someone saying 'just leave the house.'

thigh tattoos hurt the least of all the tattoos I have gotten (forearms, shins)

now I wait while Billy gets his tattoo

new tattoo of a bunny with a flail

my new tat

Lollapalooza With a Foreword by Kim Thayil of Soundgarden!The definitive, no-holds-barred oral history of 1990s alt-rock festival Lollapalooza―told by the musicians, ro...

Best part of this book was everyone dumping on Billy Corgan. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Grunge started in the early 90s and it was weird and the opposite of the cock rock metal bands. And then the industry was like "let's persue sound-alikes bands until we slowly get things back to a place of cock-rock" and that's why the late 90s sucked.

Almost done with the Lollapolooza book. Crazy how capitalism always ruins everything.

WAYNE COYNE We're still avoiding him to this day. We've played shows in the past couple of years where he's hanging around and you can tell he wants to come into our dressing room. And we're like, "No, we're not here!"

Wayne from The Flaming Lips on Billy Corgan

yesss I just got to Lollapalooza 94' and most of this chapter is people talking about how much they hate Billy Corgan

WILLIAM REID (singer, guitarist, the Jesus and Mary Chain) That was the worst experience of our lives. We had to play something like forty dates over two months or something. By the second gig, we realized we'd made a mistake, and we had another thirty-something gigs to play to thousands of Beavises and Butt-Heads.

there was a lot of Jesus and Mary Chain slander, but then they interviewed the band and they were like 'oh we made a huge mistake'

STEVEN SEVERIN (bassist, Siouxsie and the Banshees) Well, it kicked off at midday with the spectacularly untal- ented Henry Rollins and his knuckle-draggers, followed by some lovely hillbilly psych rock from the Surfers, then some shameless faux chaos from Nine Inch Nails, all bar the vo- cals on tape, fifty-dollar guitars especially bought to be trashed on cue. The Who, they weren't.

i like when the musicians are bitchy about other musicians

I am taking a break from my audiobook to read a book about the history of Lollapalooza. Farrel originally wanted like prolife booths next to pro choice booths and all these conflicting groups to be there. But only the liberal groups said yes.

My current sketchbook has like a film of something on one side of each page. Gouache is fine. Pencils eeh. Markers??? it gets real weird.