π¨Prospect X 2026 is here!! π¨
In 2026, is it still possible for a prospect to slip thru the cracks of the NFLβs giant draft machine??
I spent the last few months on a hunt for the most overlooked prospect in the NFL draft & I think I found him:
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Alright, Iβm home now so hereβs the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family Iβve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after RenΓ©e Goodβs murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.
As someone whoβs donated to the SPLC in the past and had a sticker from them on my old car this really sucks
Good review I wanna see this movie
Yayyyyy
βJacksonβs whole thing is about wanting to express himself, but thereβs no self to express. His ideas exist as little more than scrawling on various scraps of paper. He has no inner life beyond loneliness, being nice to people, and professional ambition.β www.decodingeverything.com/michael-movi...
article about Disney: they're cutting thousands of jobs!
The comments: GO WOKE GO BROKE!
Me in the comments: .........Disney made 12.4 BILLION in profits last year....this isn't wokeness or brokeness it's just corporate greed, what is wrong with you people?
The comments: lulz dei beta
Me:
Ever seen a poll result that is basically telling the pollsters themselves to go touch grass?
Yeah that IS weird
So perhaps inspired by my love of Bad Bunny, Apple Music has thrown a ton of non English language bangers on my get up playlist (Kenshi Yonezu, Italian rock band Ministri, French rapper Vaid, Argentine rapper WOS, etc.) and Iβm not mad about it all this shit cooks
President urges Iran to start peace negotiations by releasing non-existent, AI-generated women some rando posted about on X
Interesting stats and context from the Spanish-American War, a conflict I'm not sure Hegseth even knows exists: www.pbs.org/wgbh/america...
Credit where it's due, even to The Mouse: This is a VERY positive thing to do and was also probably incredibly difficult π
Trying to make nicotine into a secret health hack is the sign of a weak, soft mind. Do the thing that's bad for you, accept that it feels kind of good for a second because you're a drug addict. Like an adult
Every day food and water become scarcer in the ruins of Gaza, and Sama'a and her daughters see horrors the rest of us can only imagine on a daily basis. Please give what you can.
chuffed.org/project/157569
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Telling people about the good, useful use cases for AI is kinda like telling people about the 30-50 feral hogs you need your AR-15 for
It is entirely true and yet so completely divorced from the lived experience of your audience that you sound ridiculous
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying βI support the onionβs hostile media takeover.β
Itβs finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Honestly cannot think of an event comics equivalent to this shameless nonsense, at last the pupil has outdone the master
COVER OF THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BECK BY JOSEPHINE RIESMAN
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Disney made the movie Frozen so when you googled "Walt Disney frozen", it would show results for the movie instead of the urban legend that Walt Disney cryogenically froze his head
I'm probably suffering in the metrics for not having flashy titles like "Curious George's Dark Past!" or "You'll Never Believe Inspector Gadget's Secret Origins!", but I really, really, REALLY don't want to be that kind of channel.
Artist: Dennis Goris
How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...
MJ's @maxgrobinson.bsky.social says, "@benmckenzie.bsky.social is a gifted storyteller and he does an incredible job explaining the complex scam at hand in a way thatβs breezy, informative and enraging."
Now playing in select theaters, see it Tuesday at Princeton Garden Theatre
people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser
Modern People: Haha those old movies with married couples in twin beds!
Also Modern People: The grape suspect was unalived when he drew a pewpewβ¦
The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.
It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.
I will be on @maddow.bsky.socialβs show tonight to talk about InfoWars. Unlike the siteβs current proprietor, I am not presently shirtless.
documentary in which the Minions reenact their past atrocities in Indonesia.