WHY YOU POSTING THIS SHIT @blabbermouthnet.bsky.social

NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF.

LOL WE’RE IN DA NEWSPAPER

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An email our guitarist got, reading “Dear Adam, I think "I will be recording a heavy metal album" is the best reason for non-attendance I have heard in more than twenty-five years teaching in Oxford!”

WARPSTORMER In the grim darkness of the 3rd millennium, there is only WARPSTORMER. Hailing from South London, this stoner‑thrash juggernaut released its debut EP Here Comes Hell in 2022, and a self-titled album November 2024. Richard J Morgan | vocals Simon Doggett | bass, vocals Adam Davies | guitar James Loh | drums

HEY ICYMI WE’RE JUST ABOUT TO START MAKING A NEW RECORD SO WE’VE MADE ALL OUR STUFF ON OUR BANDCAMP SHOP CHEAP TO TRY AND SHIFT IT AND PAY FOR STUDIO TIME. SEE IF THERE’S ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

warpstormer.bandcamp.com

WARPSTORMER In the grim darkness of the 3rd millennium, there is only WARPSTORMER. Hailing from South London, this stoner‑thrash juggernaut released its debut EP Here Comes Hell in 2022, and a self-titled album November 2024. Richard J Morgan | vocals Simon Doggett | bass, vocals Adam Davies | guitar James Loh | drums

HEY ICYMI WE’RE JUST ABOUT TO START MAKING A NEW RECORD SO WE’VE MADE ALL OUR STUFF ON OUR BANDCAMP SHOP CHEAP TO TRY AND SHIFT IT AND PAY FOR STUDIO TIME. SEE IF THERE’S ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

warpstormer.bandcamp.com

SUPERB WORK BY EXACTLY ONE (1) PERSON HERE

WE, WARPSTORMER, THE HEAVY METAL BAND, HAVE 997 FOLLOWERS ON THIS WEBSITE (AT THE TIME OF WRITING)

HEY EVERYONE GET LIKE 3 OF YOUR MATES TO FOLLOW US PLEASE THIS IS V ANNOYING

FUCK YES

EXTREMELY NORMAL SONG STRUCTURES ARE HAPPENING

it's Bandcamp Friday. gonna do a little wee thread of good stuff from good bands that i've been playing lots recently. if you like metal, please check them out, buy their stuff and support the grassroots music scene 🖤
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WE’RE DOING A BANDCAMP SALE SO WE CAN PAY TO MAKE OUR NEXT RECORD. BUY OUR SHIT.

warpstormer.bandcamp.com

BLACK HEART SUPPORT SHOW MARCH SOLD OUT / BLACK HEART SUPPORT SHOW AUGUST ANNOUNCED

BRADFORD? MORE LIKE **RAD**FORD. HAD A LOVELY TIME IN LOVELY YORKSHIRE.

PAUSING DOING SHOWS FOR A BIT TO MAKE A NEW RECORD NOW. WHY NOT BOOK US FOR LATER IN THE YEAR THO?

BRADFORD TOMORROW. LOOK AT THAT LINEUP!

Tix link: warpstormer.com

Who joined the @warpstormer.bsky.social row boat on Saturday?

That was definitely a Drop the Ego first, and we’re all for it 😄

🚣 🚣‍♀️ 🚣‍♂️

Gonna be here smashing pints

MARCH: BACK IN LONDON FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE TO OPEN UP THIS MF

COOL NOW DO GEN-AI IMAGES TOO

TICKETS: warpstormer.com / linktr.ee/warpstormer

Warpstormer January 2026 dates: Sat 17 Jan – Bristol, The Gryphon Sat 24 Jan – Southend, Fickle Pickle Sat 31 Jan – Bradford, Ruination Fest

WE’VE GOT A BUSY JANUARY COMING UP – HOPE YOU’RE NOT ALL TOO COLD AND SKINT TO COME AND SEE US. x

JUST SAY YOU’RE A VACUOUS CUNT THEN SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF FOREVER

Just under two weeks until the first DTE show of the year.

@warpstormer.bsky.social, @praetoriankvlt.bsky.social, CrowGod, Reverent Son will be providing the noise Saturday Jan 24th at The Fickle Pickle, Southend.

There might even be a special surprise for the first few folks through the door 👀

Viking Skull and Warpstormer at the Gryphon, Bristol, Fri 17 Jan 2026

HEAVY METAL JANUARY IS GO.

GET TICKETS: good-show.co.uk/events/3064

NORWICH WAS SICK ON SATURDAY. THAT’S US DONE FOR THE YEAR. BACK OFF INTO THE BATTLE BUNKER NOW TO MAKE OUR 2026 PLANS.

NOTTINGHAM LAST NIGHT WAS RAD. LAST SHOW OF THE YEAR IN NORWICH TONIGHT. LFG.

AN EXCELLENT NIGHT. RIFFS. ⚡️

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THREE MORE SHOWS THIS YEAR. FIRST UP: CHELMSFORD TONIGHT FOR A STACKED LINEUP IN A TINY VENUE.

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