Haven’t used this account in months, but it’s draft day baby. Wake up.

*taps sign*

What did he know…

@BikNizzar: “Every Seahawks game is different. Every Seahawks game is the same.”

No run game, poor pass pro, and sloppy penalties, resulting in constant third and longs? You don’t say.

Wake up skeeters, it’s game day!

Are you feeling it now @scottydo16.bsky.social ?

She HOLY on my CATFISH until I TOUCHDOWWWWWN SEAHAWKS!

Is this anything?

All of you. You’re so full of shit. You are the epitome of groupthink and it is a fucking embarrassment. And Danny you could be a leader. You were once before. But now you’re just another follower.

Totally forgetting the context of this one, but telling people they were “the epitome of groupthink” was a moment on Seahawks Twitter.

Do you have anything to say for yourself @dannybkelly.bsky.social?

Fuck the 49ers.

Wake up skeeters, it’s game day!

*taps sign*

Michael Realman: “you see i have won the argument, for i have portrayed you as a Stang tweet and myself as a normal person.”

An image exists although it’s been a long time since I’ve seen it

That feeling when it's only Wednesday

Jared coming up with new numbers.

If both their knees implode I’d consider that a fair trade

Our ultra conservative right tackle is active, you say?

@seahawkstweets.bsky.social got a lot of mileage out of this one

I have a submission @seahawkstweets.bsky.social

A personal favorite of mine.

The infamous @rawdrigo.bsky.social banger.

Seahawks fan Arif Hasan: “everything this fanbase does is a Kafka-esque series of traps and labyrinths”

A Seahawks Twitter classic.

Wisdom from Pete's book "Win Forever", explaining how cover-3 is anti-establishment

Fucking lmaooo bsky.app/profile/dack...

"You don't know how to construct a roster"

Stang anti-DK Metcalf posting

Shout out to the best reply I've ever gotten @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social

Late-era HawkBadger/BroncoBadger was gloriously unhinged, his downward spiral deserves a wing in the @seahawkstweets.bsky.social Louvre.