Every morning I dream of this

The tech bros have come for our weed.

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.

A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

Long ago, a cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time. Cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations.

I sat next to that Fairlight at work for years.

A picture of a cat. It says, “4 years ago lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice.”

#Caturday

We gotta get those in the beds this weekend.

A placid MechWarrior stares out of the cockpit in his giant thumb-shapes neurohelmet... A text box reads "Maybe it will happen today."

mythical creature

#Cat
#Caturday

So 10 out of 10 would recommend? Which model did you get?

American gummy candy is too obsessed with sour. It’s like 70% sour. It should be like some sour and mostly not sour. Haribo understands this.

Me with my student game project…

Is this an SMT-like? IS THAT A THING NOW?!?!?!?

Become ungovernable.

Running my hand across the static on a CRT screen to remind myself that I'm alive.

This is rhetorical, we’re obviously not going to see any sort of return.

I love that businesses are going to get tariff refunds from the government, but what about all of us who had to suffer through hiked prices and additional fees? Do we get a kickback? Do the businesses that passed the cost on to the consumer just get a payday?

I poured over that book from age 7 to 16. Need to get another copy. Recently picked up his interwoven story book “Black and White”. That’s still a banger too.

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“Get in, loser, we’re going to hell”

How are you planning on enabling wi-fi? Is there a mod of some sort you’re applying or was the hardware architecture actually there? Also what Os do those max out at 7? Or all the way to 9?

I had 4 of these guys in various models back in the day and I wish I’d kept them. Never throw anything away…

Oh no our worlds are intersecting again

Now do Jetpack Goonies

A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

I never knew Darwin and I were kindred spirits