just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " Alt: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "

There are 2 pounds of copper wire and 3g of gold in every flock camera

"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, to stop and say,' If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."

We made an entire Palestinian dinner out of the Gaza Kitchen cookbook to raise funds for a local org. Dishes include falafel, hummus, farmer's salad, butternut squash dip, flatbread (not pictured) stuffed grape leaves, chard and lamb stew, and chicken qidra. ##FreePalestine🇵🇸

Today:

An important thing to remember on Opening Day is that however your team did today, that is how they will do all year.

That I will not dispute. It's seriously like they don't care.

It does not appear so, and i would consider that a point in Sheetz' favor.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Wawa doesn't have 2 for 1 hot dogs, right?

Hus is correct. It's okay to feel like shite. Get 'em next time. 🙏

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When you head to your bar for dinner and there's a buffet set up and you look around to see who you need to befriend.

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Just Irish-goodbyed a St. Patrick's Day party.

When you realize that you dress for concerts the same way you do every day.

Verdict: visually striking, a bit heavy-handed on the allegory and stuff, definitely never gonna forget it.

Yeah, I'm just gonna take this one in. There's too much going on

The pelican is walking around the set like he clearly has better things to do

Did they just pull an octopus out of his neck?

This fuckin' soundtrack is wild.

Hmmmm, that is one way to eat the body of Christ.

Bright marimba music is a nice touch

Gee, thanks for the glass eye mister...

He is NOT happy...

So they got him drunk...and made a cast to make crucifixes with...

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Now there's the conquest of Mexico played out with frogs and lizards. A minute ago, soldiers marched with flayed dog carcasses on pikes.

But why are there a bunch of naked kids onscreen?

a man in a black hat is sitting on the floor in a room with a patterned wall . ALT: a man in a black hat is sitting on the floor in a room with a patterned wall .

Taking in Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain. This is...something else.

Speaking to all cisgender men:

If you do not want kids, you are morally obligated to get a vasectomy. Anyone capable of carrying a child will tell you that birth control access is and continues to be severely restricted for them. This is not true for us.

Take responsibility and get the snip.

Afroman taking the stand today is the wind I needed in my sails.

I mean, you don't have to...he still sucks.

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