oh god

like toss the troops (me) a bone for morale once in a while, you know??

if i have to be in fights with my body all the time, it would be nice if i got to win one occasionally

yessss i would enjoy watching you play this!

it’s very rude that no one has implemented this yet when i invented the concept years ago. let’s go! chop chop! mist time!

my therapist and i have developed a shorthand where when i say ‘it’s mist time,’ she knows that means if i had a magic wand, i’d turn into a sentient cloud of mist and happily just float around vibing for a while. mist doesn’t get sick! no antibiotics for mist, bitch!

this rules

Fix your hearts or die.

This framing is something else. “Can you believe people want to own things again? Whats up with that?”

i realized i’ve been cryptic in my posting thru it 😅

for the record i don’t have cancer and i’m not doing chemo, i just have an autoimmune disorder and the medication i’m taking for it is (1) not working (yet 🤞🏻) and (2) a wrecking ball lol

unnecessary, bc he didn’t know the only time her majesty the queen of lounge (thats me) willingly sits upright is when she has to drive her own car like a filthy commoner, but appreciated

i did get official doctor’s orders to “lounge” tho which is by far the best medical instruction i’ve ever received

i did it out of medical necessity but i’m here to give the experience a bad yelp review

guys don’t blow up your immune system

Cosigning all of this, including the part where I've got a story in here too! If queer sword & sorcery sounds like fun to you, maybe consider checking it out!

URGENT! The Massachusetts House just passed a "social media ban" that would force YOU to upload a government ID or submit to a face scan to post online. CALL YOUR STATE SENATORS! 978-485-4694

Okay bluesky I need your help

I live in Massachusetts. You might think we're a bastion of lefty intellectualism but our state government a clusterfuck of post-puritan real estate bros

Reskeet this. Text it to your "friends from home"

Help this find every masshole poster who will know what to do

you know you’re having a great time medically when you’re out here wistfully googling “can [body part] be removed” lmao

why are mornings

I love the bisexual catchers gear. 🥲

men are so stupid bc "entire team of women plus their one special little guy" is a top tier coworker situation to be in

these are the stupidest people to ever live

‘Animorphs’ TV Series in Development at Disney+, Ryan Coogler’s Proximity Media to Produce (EXCLUSIVE) An "Animorphs" TV series is in early development at Disney+, Variety has learned exclusively.

MAKE IT WEIRD. MAKE IT WEIRD. MAKE IT WEIRD

variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time – regardless of language or territory An intensive international study was coordinated by the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) and led by the BBC

Errors present in 45% of AI generated reports of news stories 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

Dear Harlequin: Nobody Asked For Your Weird, New AI Video “Microdramas” On Monday Harlequin announced that it would partner with the AI company Dashverse using their proprietary production studio to offer 40 short-form videos “inspired” by Harlequin Romance books. Thes…

"...the authors had not been consulted before the deal was made or announced, so there was no way they could opt out. As with much new generative AI technology, corporate executives proceeded with the project without the consent of the writers whose work would actually power the output."

omg yes, the tv show bones 😂😂

(i was obsessed with bones in college and regularly made friends come over and watch entire seasons with me lmao)

the awkward remote-employee lesbian on this season of jury duty who has to wear UV-protectant clothing and is obsessed with bones feels like a personal attack tbh

The. Rise. Of. Cognitive. Surrender.

Study finds that people who use GenAI chatbots rely on them 80% of the time, and develop almost no capacity to recognize when a chatbot is feeding them faulty information.

papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."

FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."

hmm