I voted today!

Tomorrow is my friend’s bday who was born on my dad’s mom’s bday and my friend’s boy was born on my dad’s bday

Perfection 🤍

I just got pranked for April Fools Day and I remember yet again that I hate today

The bees reappeared at their old hive! They absconded about a year ago and I’ve been worried even though I see them at the bird bath. Welcome home, bees!

We all need UBI but all we got was UTI

No kings! Only cats! #nokings

Happy Birthday!

A BORED SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB, WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK

THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

Happy bday! @princesssofvp.bsky.social

It’s my Birthday! Yay!

Super™️ shade 😎

Yeahhhh

Perfection

It is extremely frustrating when you’re finishing languages and then are UHHHHH WHAT whenever you’re encountering it in real life. On the other hand, I’ll have small moments where I UNDERSTOOD THOSE WORDS on tv so 🤷‍♀️ it’s nice enough for that but it’s definitely not comprehensive for life stuff

It’s my bday month! I’ve been sinking into a decade+/- of disenfranchised #grief so big shame feels have robbed me of too many bdays. Not adding to my regrets this year though—I am celebrating all the joy! I’ll still carry the weight but while wearing a silly hat #griefsky

Yay! I did mine in the middle of the night when the cat woke me up and now Duo thinks that’s a great time to tell me about my streak

I think he did that well in LR but I haven’t seen The Pitt yet. My sister loves it!

The news said that the WH’s Iran War timeline puts the war’s end on March 28 which, coincidentally, is the next No King’s March

I was about to say I’m jealous and then I realized noo haha don’t try to read anything in Chinese yet. Wouldn’t mind Ukrainian though I wonder if maybe it’s in the course now

Big stalker energy as I get out of the shower and see a northern flicker 🐦 HURRY GET THE BINOCULARS

She could be in luck though because they probably posted on social media immediately and got it out of their system by now

There was an Aerosmith concert that evening downtown but TCBY wasn’t close to the venue. Steven Tyler randomly appeared with a bodyguard anyway bc he likes ice cream before a show. Nice guy! He ordered a large cotton candy with Oreos. I hooked them up for free. Steven Tyler told me to stay in school

Oh wow, they have short stories??

I appreciate how much joy everyone has in the last panel

It's ok to speak the truth in whatever message you have.

whether modulated so that the more skittish can feel more comfortable hearing it

or a harsh, necessary wake-up

Sometimes it's a shout

Sometimes it's a whisper

just please, say it -- especially now, in the time when lies reign.

They were pretending to be GSA instead of ICE. Hopefully @muellershewrote.com also logs this shadiness in Nashville

Ugh I’m close to unit 3 in Russian but I’m never escaping Beijing in Chinese

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