Not any of it. Enjoying it as much as I can on the telly 🥲

Alas, no.

BlueSky was invented to sell domain names.

I made a "nuclear wessels" reference today at work and no-one got it. I'm incensed.

"This'll be a really simple Python script," he said. "No need for anything fancy here."

1,000 lines of bike-shedding, OO, argparse, and type hints later...

Does everyone think of Mambo Number 5 when they order a little Birra Moretti, or is that one just me?

Anyone I've known who genuinely has their shit together for an entire month is absolutely sociopathic.

With literally anything measurable...

Me gathering data: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!!

Me figuring out what the data means: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

My Gandi domain registration fees this month are outrageous as I prepare to register all my desired BlueSky alts.

Preparing to do all the things to the house we've been meaning to do for the last ten years. So we can sell it.

I have insurmountably high hopes that BlueSky will be like Twitter was when I was in my 20s. Not sure if this is because Twitter really was the greatest then, or if this is just another form of midlife crisis beyond the lycra-filled wardrobe and the leather jacket.