Soul Blazer

they need to show they can succeed where Bane failed (blowing up Ben Roethlisburger)

you should have mumbled something into your wrist and sprinted away

another Trump DUI hire

the first order of business if they take back government is to start having trials like the Scarecrow in Dark Knight Rises

I loved it but I also believe the NoJ execs who are baffled at the idea that anyone who didn’t grow up in the postwar period through the 80’s boom and subsequent collapse would be interested in it. Looking the other way on the (very good) fan translation and emulation is the right move

was Art Bell just a more innocent time or did I just not get the subtext that lizard people meant jews because I was 13

maybe I want to be comfortably seated and fiddle around on my laptop before having 3-6 expensed beers at a Chili’s To Go

this is all just business traveler shit. If I miss a flight all it costs me is five seconds in concur and coming up with a lie for my boss, that doesn’t make my time more valuable

I wonder if the balcony Peter Thiel threw his twink off of was painted yellow

people don’t remember when Ron Desantis was steering vaccine allocations to donors and crunchy moms and black men were the feared “resisters”; the republican antivax turn was a completely inorganic response to Biden’s poll numbers

it flopped so hard that the Republicans needed to swing for the fences, leading to a scenario where the small domino is Dr Seuss and the large one is dozens of children dying of measels

the Boston Marathon is an annual reminder that we don’t know who made the bomb, why the Tsarnaevs were whisked back into the country after meeting with terrorists in Dagestan, who committed the triple homicide in 2011, or why the Feds shot the guy testifying about it

the global economy appears to be in an “omae wa mo shindeiru” type scenario

that U2 song goes to fourteen

if you find the Rib of the Woke Pope you can double jump

regrettably I have to concede that George Lucas did not invent trade disputes. those have been fairly important for some time

it all went to shit when they were no longer With Rome

the buck stops there!

since tech went hard right there is zero reason the democrats shouldn’t be pushing GDPR-style privacy rules in the US. it would be both popular and take billions out of meta and google’s pockets

just what a guy who got talked into war with iran would say

stole a lad

he wore david brooks out with his firehose!

a decade after the NYT assigned their most credulous idiots to regurgitate MBS’s press releases

officially the worst cell reception anyone has ever had

wow that’s like one point five under the table payments to kawhi

black, kidney, white, chickpeas, go nuts with it

“crab rave or astronomia?”

everyone deserves one last run after the piss fetish comes out

I’m staying out of Platner Discourse but let’s just say until leadership learns to eat their vegetables and push candidates who are actually where the voters are that sorta thing is going to keep happening