Therapist: You have boundary and rage issues. And this is not your session, and you are not my client.

My thumbs are amazing.

Today I made an enemy of my CeO. Again. It’s like a hobby.

I’ve started a 12 step program.

Step one: I’m right.

Every decision i have ever made has led me to this point in my life.

These are the remaining chips.

Squeeze the day, my friends. Life is uncertain and smells.

I feel targeted.

And I will take anything I can get these days.

Ya ya that feeling when you have a presentation at 9 am and at 2am you still aren’t sure what it’s supposed to be about.

Does anyone have an opening in an improv group?

We got a bit. Half inch? Pretty to watch, no shovel required.

Haha! We’re back!

Deep Inside Uranus and Neptune, Hydrogen Moves in Spiral Paths Unlike Anything Seen Before Something strange is happening deep inside Uranus and Neptune. Under crushing pressure and intense heat, familiar elements appear to behave in ways scientists did not expect.

Deep Inside Uranus, Hydrogen Moves in Spiral Paths Unlike Anything Seen Before

Anything worth doing is worth doing half-assed several times first to make a good show of it.

Adobe has projects now. Is this for people who have been saving all photoshop/illustrator/etc files in the individual application folders? Everything in one giant documents folder?

What's the need/goal here? Where are you keeping files?

That’s .400 so…it’s baseball good.

New Form of Matter May Lurk Deep Inside Uranus and Neptune | Sci.News New computational simulations suggest ice-giant planets like Uranus and Neptune harbor a quasi-one-dimensional superionic state of carbon hydride that could reshape how scientists understand planetary...

New Form of Matter May Lurk Deep Inside Uranus

a man in a purple shirt is standing in a field with two other men . ALT: a man in a purple shirt is standing in a field with two other men .

Do you remember that scene in Casino where they take Joe Pesci out to a field? Just like that.

Congrats to Michelin for winning the NCAA championship! Free tacos today at all of their restaurants!

A beautiful dream.

Today we will take a break from looking at Uranus so we can focus on the back side of the moon.

Are all those restaurants required to show the NCAA finals since their team is in it?

He wants his name on money so we know who stole it.

At the same time the Romans hosted the You Had One Job Meetup and the Now What Caucus. The Caucus was cancelled when all they served was water.

Talk about retcon - for Xtians back in the day, it was NOT a Good Friday, today was Overwhelming Grief Saturday, and tomorrow was Are You Shitting Me Sunday. Then came Did He Have a Twin Monday, and So He’s a Zombie? Week, followed by It’s Cool But I’m Not Getting Too Close Month.

There's been a lot of disinformation today on bkuesky so here's what we actually know for sure - Donald Trump is a convicted felon, an adjudicated rapist, and a war criminal.

Is it time for Kash to get the check and head out of this fine establishment without getting credit for his bankrupt morals?

Which will make it easier for the replacement to brush away all her crap “I don’t know about that… haven’t had time to review that information…we are moving forward, not dwelling on past issues…”

Is Kristi going to ‘take Pam to a farm upstate where she has room to run’?

50% now baby! We got this!

So that’s like 75%. We can build from there.

Now that oral arguments are complete, we can officially start the threats and bribery phase of our legal process.

Any day now we’ll find all the KitKats in the White House bunker.

thoughts on today:

1) the protests are good, actually

2) you should go to one of you can

3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy

4) you might meet people who you can organize with

5) there are more of us than there are of them

6) we are going to win