Heavy is the hand that holds my pecker when I'm mastoirbaiting

The main reason why I think polish people are so miserable is because of the fact that they are from Poland.

#grindcore #AnyRapFanInExistence

That one lovely coworker whom you love very much: hey man, wanna hear about this useless fucking shit that nobody cares?

Me (awesome) who already paused my video 12 times to hear him talking: yes man, I would love to hear about your 30 minute yapping on my 15 minute break.

Do other people really not care that you can listen to what they're watching in public? Like, I'll be watching something on my phone with little to no volume, but anyone else just seems to blast their porno on full speakers with not a single ounce of care in the world.

Filho da puta tu é brasileiro???

I don't remember writing this

Congratulations man, I hope you get loooots of bitches

Is it just me or does "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" sounds a lot like a song that would be on that Garfield PS2 game?

Holy shit guys, I just met Ralsei in real life!!

#deltarune #artimitateslife #ilovefatbitches

Do you guys ever squeeze your dick to make the rest of the piss come out?

Today I plugged the charger on my phone with my hands behind my back. I feel so awesome.

Have you written your will yet, old man? You better get me that penis pump.