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Posts by Dan Mitchell

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

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Oh DO fuck off.

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That is an absolutely amazing album. It gives me chills every time. Obviously The Four Horsemen is the stand out but each track has something about it

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Fans of Welsh History, Folklore and Boardgames. Have you even seen or played the game of #Gwyddbwyll ? Its a game with similar vibes to chess mentioned in 11th/12th century Folktale classic the Mabinogi #Mabinogion and I've read differing descriptions of the game.

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SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

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FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

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Red kite with sausage roll snapped by Banbury photographer Mark Hopkins managed to get some pictures of the bird from his back garden.

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

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T. rex took 40 years to reach full size, study finds Tyrannosaurus rex may have taken far longer to grow up than scientists once thought. By analyzing growth rings in fossilized leg bones from 17 tyrannosaur specimens and using new statistical methods, ...

That's because they coddle them too much now. Back in my day, it only took 20 years for T-Rexes to fully mature, because they had discipline. Spare the rod, spoil the terrible tyrant lizard.

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

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Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

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!! … ah

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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

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Local newspaper ad board:  
MOULDY ROLLS RUINED FAMILY BBQ.

Local newspaper ad board: MOULDY ROLLS RUINED FAMILY BBQ.

A modern-day tragedy, BUT YOU CAN HELP.

1 Like = 1 Pray
1 Share = 10,000 Prays

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It looks like she's lying on the pelt of her giant ancestor, contemplating vengeance, then seeing a snack and thinking better of it

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'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.

This story is truly something. I'm imagining the 'tiny people' like the lemmings in the 90s video game phenomenon Lemmings. Marching towards you in a solemn line. Shaking their little heads at you.

www.bbc.co.uk/future/artic...

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The cheapness of that rent makes me think that rock is igneous or has igneous cladding

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Look at you and your incredibly niche name drop. Mine is I swam in a moat at midnight as Riley from Buffy's body double.

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I'm there today, drinking mulled cider and enjoying the familiar clack of horses teeth and folk music

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I am tired of Earth. These people.

I am tired of Earth. These people.

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Like someone put face paint on a hemorrhoid

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It just reminds me of this

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Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

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A Lord of the Rings band called Durin Durin

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My son made one in school. It looks like a hand grenade made by an Ent.

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Thank you!

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This is what The Cardigans were talking about when they wrote ‘My Favourite Game’ #totp

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Mr Men x Agatha Christie crossover with Mr Poirot in Mischief on the Nile

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSHOP

Mr Men x Agatha Christie crossover with Mr Poirot in Mischief on the Nile SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSHOP

Mr Men x Agatha Christie crossover with Little Kiss Marple in Muddle at the Vicarage 

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSHOP

Mr Men x Agatha Christie crossover with Little Kiss Marple in Muddle at the Vicarage SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSHOP

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

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This is part of the new citizenship test

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I can't say I know which Nerys, but I know the others!

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Thank you! This is 100% in my wheelhouse and I am very interested

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