comics are so good, i wish people could get paid a livable wage for them

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—

AOC: Wah wah wah.

We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.

What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

You got mad bc you saw Hasan mentioned. I know you motherfuckers don't read

Let Jia Tolentino steal shit if she wants to imo. Calm down

Kash Patel aka The Thin Barney Gumble

The thought of how much whiskey is being consumed by this administration is as disturbing as anything else they've done

someone (eg a vengeful god) put the safdie brothers (1 or both) in charge of guiding consensus reality in america & this is why things are like this now. plz hold on to your loved ones & be kind

Brisket the orange cat and his teefs

Had 2 hit tha Teefs button

My boomerest trait is not finding "Stairway to Heaven" overrated

Just had to explain to a friend that donals tumo making an old lady from door dash stand next to him as he rambled without remembering to tip her was real and not an AI meme

Yo, invite me onto your podcast or stream to talk about this book, children's media, and/or baseball!

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

It's still better for fighting crime than whatever Hawk & Dove's deal is

My superpower is being able to check a poetry book out of the library and finish the whole thing without realizing I've already read it before

how have we as a society just outright forgotten about what happens in the music video for Flo Rida's "Low"? Why does no one talk about this?

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

eugenics is the official policy of the U.S. government (and it was under Biden too with his let it rip strategy for covid)

My ex is having a life-ruiningly intense manic episode that's been going on for weeks and all I can do is remind ppl to take their meds and do what they need to to take care of themselves

My daughter demanded to see this over and over and wouldn't accept any other Minions content in its stead.

What I'm saying is that Marvel storytelling is unserious and no matter how much you know about anyone or anything happening it will make more or less the same amount of sense

I'm reading a collection of the "Avengers Under Siege" story arc from the 80s that for some reason has a tie in to that shitty Secret Wars II event, a random Kang storyline and a few loose issues of West Coast Avengers bundled in with it

Superpower Suicide The geopolitics of our moment

“Superpower Suicide” is a concept to help understand the approach of the Trump regime to the rest of the world. We are fighting a war for no reason we can name, losing it, and covering our defeat with genocidal and apocalyptic propaganda.
snyder.substack.com/p/superpower...

I used to work with some blind folks, they honestly do a really good job of navigating urban areas solo with a minimum of outside help. Using The Robot Who's Never Right to falsely tell them where banana peels they don't want to slip on are could fuck up their entire internal sense of navigation

Oh wow, hella blind people are going to get hit by cars soon

Whisper Of The Heart left a lo-fi legacy unique to Studio Ghibli Yoshifumi Kondō's mundane, romantic 1995 cult classic Whisper Of The Heart remains a prescient rejoinder to technological advances.

Whisper of the Heart is in theaters today, so here's what I wrote for its 30th anniversary last year! Kondo's Ghibli film remains a relevant portrait of what finding connection in an urbanizing, digital world feels like.

The Drama Slop to School Shooter Pipeline YouTube video by Crimes New Roman

Good shit. Turkey Tom has quietly been one of YouTube's most noxious dullards for a decade at this point and I'm happy he's finally getting read for filth in the way he deserves youtu.be/WSPQ_2ubkHE?...

The media blackout of Jared Kushner’s historic, ongoing corruption scandal As Trump's son-in-law returns to Pakistan for more talks with Iran, major news outlets are largely ignoring an egregious

As Trump's war on Iran continues, reminder that his own son-in-law Jared Kushner — who is leading negotiations with Iran — stands to profit from lucrative contracts with its regional rivals.

War gives dictators like Trump (and his family) more power and more wealth.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.