sorry i know you know what’s goin on just looking at those posts short circuited my brain lol

you…you don’t usually gerrymander safe seats? right? you gerrymander…more?..seats? you don’t try to make your parties vote distribution…less efficient?

he promised to make our forces more lethal! never said toward whom.

spring: good

game over…actually offside…thirty seconds back in time…but a penalty that happened in the deleted future still counts. special league.

nhl has some of the stupidest rules you could ever think of…hilarious lol

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

a graphic the marquee broadcast showed which says: Teams this season when... Scoring first: .663 Scoring more: 1.000

love the cubs broadcast so much

well if that means what it seems like, i hope you don’t!

i have been very, very, veeeeeeery slowly working on a book proposal about layoffs on a human level if anybody has an experience they'd like to talk about!

vucevic getting posterized by oubre...you can take the man of the chicago bulls but you can't take the chicago bulls out of the man

KIRK GOLDSBERRY: Let me tell you, Zach Lowe, I crunched the numbers, and I do believe that Marty Scorsese has a deeper bag than people might think. For every Goodfellas or Casino there's a Kundun or even an Age of Innocence.

ZACH LOWE: Hugo? Was Hugo Martin Scorsese? Is Hugo a thing? What's Hugo?

whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy

the good half of me is like “this is undead slop thags going to suck so much“ and the bad half of me is like “they better have doom fight the fantastic four before he fights thor.”

it'd be better if they built a functional website for the people who use it but it's important to believe in something.

in a way i admire bluesky corporate's religious commitment to driving every user off the platform one by one

…yes. absolutely yes.

the audio on the prime nba broadcasts is so bad

You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it

whaaaat the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!

well this didn’t get the last guy who tried it assassinated at all so i’m sure this will work out for trump

kidman on the other hand would make you feel like you’d been dead for a long time before then, like perhaps you had never actually been born.

i don’t like any of zhao’s movies so it may seem like a backhanded way of insulting her output but she really seems like she’d be a great death doula.

amazing stupid basketball game lol

<3

well at least it's nice that the target-self-checkout-arrest thread guy believes his wife.

sometimes it feels like people forget that literally anyone can get on here and post basically anything

cubs season feels so fucking cursed lol

"Dr. Crawford makes it clear how to assess and optimize your reproductive and hormone health. The Fertility Formula is not only crucial for those who are planning to have children, it should be read by every woman."

okay - to be "fair" to huberman (lol), his actual quote explicitly isn't saying this! it is just the publicity email excerpt that makes it seem like it is what he's saying. we can just go back to, how in the world are you sending an email quoting huberman telling every woman to do something.

not even like some sort of innocent quote. a quote where he is obviously expressing the idea that all women should have kids!