Like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.

RFK Jr. Is gonna kill us all because Republican Senators were too cowardly to admit the apple fell VERY FAR from the tree.

(Or maybe that was the appeal because they all hate JFK and RFK Sr.) #lastword

Am I the only one who doesn’t find RFK Jr. even remotely charismatic? #lastword

Everyone member of Congress questioning Trump’s cabinet, using their own words against them, needs to be prepared to play the clip because the #1 strategy of the deplorables is to deny they ever said the deplorable thing. #lastword

If the Iran War ends tomorrow, food costs for the rest of year will still be higher because fertilizer has already been blockaded at the Strait of Hormuz during planting season. #lastword

we would never force them to eat bugs — bugs aren’t vegan!

Trump thinks he can win the Iran War by getting the most likes on his shitty Twitter knockoff. #lastword

Kash Patel got locked out because he drunkenly fucked up his password 4 times in a row, then assumed he had been secretly fired.

Which, frankly, should have been just cause to actually fire him. #lastword

The FBI Director is MIA: Marinating In Alcohol. #lastword

No news network with any integrity should go to this dinner. Period. Fuck your limpdick pocket squares. The real protest would be an empty room. #maddow

All signs indicate InfoWars is still in denial about their “new management.” #maddow

Corruption is the only family business the Trumps have been successful in. #maddow

Ground beef is up 20% under Trump. Remember all the paranoid Fox hit pieces that said Biden wanted to ”take away” your hamburgers? #maddow

50% of the country *strongly* disapproves of Trump. And all this is in spite of a 24-hour firehose of propaganda across all media. Imagine if all these corporates entities hadn’t capitulated and bent knee 15 months ago. #maddow

Since, Trump loves slapping his name on things so much, every one of these prison camps should be named after Trump. #maddow

Trump is so batshit crazy they kicked him out of his own situation room, yet we can’t invoke the 25th? #maddow

And lube.

I’m guessing the Poodle Room isn’t a coffee shop. #maddow

Kash Patel's eyeballs (foreground); Kash Patel's face (background)

Trump's Labor Secretary was fired for day drinking? Uh-oh. #maddow

We all know deportees are all transported in shackles on some low-rent commercial airliner. They’re certainly not sharing a king-size bed with a fully-stocked bar on a private jet. #maddow

There’s no reason for a ”shadow docket” if you’re proud of what you’re doing. #inners #TheWeeknight

Stephen Miller is the only figure Trump has shown loyalty to from his first term. #inners #TheWeeknight

Remember when Kash refused to appear at a Charlie Kirk press conference because they didn’t have an official FBI-logoed jacket in his size? He’s such a prima donna. #inners #TheWeeknight

Feel free to keep this story in the news with your frivolous lawsuit, Kash. Everyone knows you‘re an unqualified podcaster with a very public drinking problem (see U.S. Mens Hockey video). #inners #TheWeeknight

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

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Plainly telling his own staff “I will ignore the Constitution to enact revenge on my imagined enemies” sure seems to me like a valid basis for impeachment proceedings for a life-term judge in the highest court.