Boatyard Vadka? 🙌🏻

Well, quite….

Am picturing Belinda Carlisle throwing herself down the stairs at this point 🥴

Bit posh for Lisburn tbf 😆

Weren’t many of those in the FSL pool I’d imagine 🙈

Stick the pieces that work around his bed [like a modded car] my eldest had this for years - looked 👌🏽

“… so they are”. 😆

*Run*

D’you like my advent Calendar?

Love a cheeky birthday card 🥴

Well done 👏

Run that photo through the News Letter’s “count a Scarva crowd” app - probs about 100,000 brethren there 🤭

Old Tom gin
Blood orange
Fizzy wine [Crémant this evening]

When it’s grey, make brighter cocktails 😎

The one on the left - first opened at a housewarming party in July 1998. It has just run out. 🫢

Extra points for no apostrophes. 🤌🏻

Yup, but energised, with less cash, that’s the one 🥴

Misphonia; is a “thing” 😳

Ridiculous alternative therapy, by grifty therapist twats. Scrolling past, those wee clear bits looked like the ‘cup’ things - apologies.

I thought you taken to cupping for “helf” 🥺

First cut
(Ironically, not the deepest 🥴)

Massive, left hand drive SUV, driven by a pencil-dicked overcompensating twat.

*cringes inside out*

In Antrim today

What if your forebears “took the soup” though? 👀

Inserts <Emperor, do it GIF>

Do the sassidge rolls now! 🙏

Wait what now??
High bar to beat is Jeffers 😍

Is fine after 24 hours and you’ll have rinsed it away with the washer.

Get a big barrel of Hypochorite from somewhere that sells coal etc
[Conc bleach essentially, culchies would use to clean out sheds etc. 1 part chemical, 4 parts H2O roughly - use proper safety kit - is while strong 👀] “water yard with watering can. leave o/night. Use the parr washer - presto ✨

Well they *did* win 🥴
#french75

Oh my 😂