So showing the diversity?
- Thirsty Sword Lesbians
- Mothership
- Lancer
- Break!!

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

GM Tip:
Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world.

They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted.
They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced.
They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

After a couple of pivots I’m at a bar that is very familiar but before everyone else.

I think I time traveled here.

I can't find the document that details every super hero and super villain I made for my super powered setting.

I know i didn't delete it.

I just can't find it.

I KNOW I had it as a Microsoft Word document, but since I don't have word anymore i guess I don't get to have it.

Super cool.

MASS WORLD PROTESTS THREAD:👇🧵

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.

While 90% of media (owned by 6 billionaires) were focusing on getting teachers fired for calling Kirk a nazi… there were mass protests all over the world!

Did you hear about any of them?

I dug up some videos:👇🧵

Oh snap it’s October??

Better get the cauldron out of the garage and see where I can get some eye of newt.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

The Correct Way to Make Genie Wishes A helpful guide for the wish-anxious!

Getting silly on my Substack, check out proper Genie protocol

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Finally watching Almost Famous (thanks being ever so slightly under the weather) thanks to Kanopy, the movie streaming library app!

Trump’s Dictatorship Is Failing—PROVE ME WRONG An essay full of realistic optimism

Interesting read, it's giving me something to chew on as an armchair philospher and person living in this hellscape that is America.
open.substack.com/pub/resistre...

Why the crap does my nose always run when I sit at this PARTICULAR table in me coffeeshop? Is it cursed? Am I cursed??

Holy shit.

This cold brew actually might fix me. Better keep drinking it to be sure.

Since many of us are cancelling streaming services, now might also be a good time to support writers and artists. Times are extremely tough for creatives, so why not buy a book, commission an art piece, sign up for a Patreon, tip your favorite creators. Everything helps.

Exactly this

It sucks so bad when you're writing something and as you're typing you can tell it's-not BAD but just, not where it needs to be- but you put the words down so you can work with something as opposed to nothing.

Just sang my usual song at karaoke, “Float On” by Modest Mouse at a bar 3 blocks away.

Two women asked me if I was IN Modest Mouse partly for the singing and because I LOOK like a dude who would be in Modest Mouse.

Either way, terribly flattering.

bet sharks accidentally eating humans instead of seals is like biting into a raisin cookie expecting it to be chocolate chip.

Doing a lil “rage like you’re 20” run till Sunday then shutting down all drinking, spending money, non-writing and day job crap for the rest of August.

I gotta get back to Tutorial Mode Blake, before all the mods.

The sweat game I’m playing? I’m coming in first place bay-beee.

I'm Going to Coordinate the Live Action Dog Avengers Hollywood sucks now, so who cares?

Truly some of my greatest work. And by greatest I mean frustratingly stupid.
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Damn.

These Triscuits are hitting just right.

Oh yeah. Super early next day flight. It was a massive relief to be home in my own bed. Though I’m still shorter tempered than normal. I think getting my routine back will help

They gave me the card with info to call or get online. The woman on the phone, Olivia, was phenomenal. It was a bummer.

Long story short, poor communication regarding a flight cancellation, I learned of it trying to board the cancelled flight, general travel headache.

It’s nice being anonymous b/c I can bitch and drag Delta airline’s name all I want in a drunken rage and I won’t get any real flack.

I miss typing on my laptop!!

That feeling when you can’t find your wallet and you realize you can’t even picture the last time you saw it is pretty bad.

It’s cool, I found mine in the car, somehow stuffed between the console and the driver’s seat.

You got it exactly, by the 3rd cup I’m getting tired of mixing in my honey and creamer 😂