Everytime I end up thinking that person I'm messaging hates me, I remember that key and peele skit

2 goats at the edge of the world

When you accidentally anxiety post to the friends DMs instead of the blue sky account

I may have made the mistake of going hard on a new gym machine and oh boy I'm regretting it. Also I am extremely bad at posing

Y'know I'm starting to think all these people don't actually know what the pope does

Truly challenged by the gods to separate the art from the artist

Hell yeah though gl for fraud lol

Definitely needed more drinks, cause I felt fully aware at the club lol

Most sane online account bruhhhhhhh

Sealism alive and well smh :p

Pov Rumpelstiltskin

Since they can't tax the shit out of it, though I'm sure they'll try soon enough

I am monitoring the Castro Street situation

Had a friend get another friend hooked on rust and I think that's the evilest thing they've done

Mmmhhh it's the voices fault fr

No lol

Me watching yet another kiriko skin be made

Amazing photo

Very mood

Shits literally so addicting

Dogo with cone

New ultrakill update next week! I am getting fed

One of the ending pages of a choose your own adventure boom, image depicts the reader character on the floor barking, successfully fooling the orb aliens (I shit you not)

An actual ending in a choose your own adventure book has you pretending to be a dog to fool aliens lmao

As long as she gets that it isn't dating then why not?

Real

Funny lady who owns le airfryer

Me when I find out that playing overwatch is bad for my mental health

Average 2009 occurrence where God has sent a beam of light to a deer's head to inform it of the good news (Deer Catholicism rate rose by 26% over the next 2 years from these events)

When the weather is overcast and it's going to rain tomorrow

Alright so hear me out... Sometimes

Based job holy

Microsoft edge strikes again

Horse

Having a girl say she would rather stay up and talk to you then sleep is the best feeling