Angels at White Sox, June 24, 1996

Watching the Jonesboro Open was the best television watching experience of the year. You had opportunities to see the entire flight of a disc, see the whole shape of the lines, and understand the differences in style because you could see it.

I'd watch a four round major at Jonesboro with 2 pins

“Merry Potmas. We did it. We made it to 4/20. We are on the mountaintop.”

Marketing content

Our local little league scheduled the player parade for 4/20.

So all the parents show up and the kids just walk around the bases in their new uniforms.

Also our hats haven’t arrived yet.

Be some stoned ass parents enjoying a parade today folks.

If you listen to the black eyed peas before 7 am you’re cracked bud

tick tock taco

We had wild morel stroganoff for dinner and it owned.

Gunna go get some ramps tomorrow morning. Cook em up with eggs.

Being 41 and mostly carefree is wild. You just enjoy weird little things so much. While the pedo king tries to start a world war.

Greg…!!!

Overgrown flower bed with some random peonys getting ready. My neighbors red shed. Our weird skinny oak tree that is starting to bud out. Empty birdfeeder.

There’s more backyard but it is even less photogenic at this time of year. The front yard is popping though.

An early green salad garden covered with an old sheet. Two empty beds. An ugly yard. A half a barrel covered with towel (strawberry bed) and some green coral planters with a single raspberry cane in each. More food every year.

My yard is a disaster because of white grubs eating the lawn I was trying to seed in. But my garden beds are prepped, the strawberries are covered for the cold evening and my new raspberry raised beds are finally filled.

Find another kingdom to rule. I am a big time morel mushroom muncher.

There’s a guy in my neighborhood that is a chiropractor and not a weirdo.

I don’t know if that means he’s some sort of unicorn or if I am also a weirdo and can’t recognize his weirdness as such.

Men are so weak not even well compensated career paths appeal to them if their buddy might occasionally call them a “male nurse”

Do not let immodesty derail you from your goals!

A real buttload of morel mushrooms on a wooden bench top down view Fuck trump the pedo rat fucker

I am the mushroom king. Fungal associates, rise up for me.

A real buttload of morel mushrooms on a wooden bench top down view Fuck trump the pedo rat fucker

I am the mushroom king. Fungal associates, rise up for me.

I planted a row of birdseed right into the space between my neighbors fence and my yard that never gets mowed.

Let’s grow some bird plants.

Can Apple Music do a thing where I tell it a few bands to include in a playlist - and that’s it?

saying he wanted to spend more time with his family… BEFORE GOING TO JAIL YOU FUCK

for maybe the first time in my life I navigated to the tmz website

they are my jam?

My Father’s Gun by Elton John in Elizabethtown.

make the white sox pope james bond

We’re going to have to start running bluesky fundraisers to keep this place moving along

It’s about that time

I deleted a skeet
again

We had a 2 story chute when we lived in Minneapolis. It ruled. Even had a specific stick for unclogging it.

I believe that’s the default setting on the Commodore 64.

The twins are behind? Is this allowed?

all the pedo king’s pain distributors and feckless losers afraid to tell their king he sucks Fuck these weirdo losers

Blockade deeze nuts